Guess The Gay Porn Star By His Beard

Rather than another way too easy edition of “Guess The Body Part,” let’s play Guess The Gay Porn Star, based solely on his beard. Can you tell from this extremely enlarged shot whose beard this is?

What if I show you the full beard? Pretty much gives it away.

Give up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What if I show you his dick?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you can’t tell who it is now…………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obviously, it’s Dale Cooper, whose beard is more grown in and more perfect than it’s ever been. Watch out though…at this rate of growth, Dale Cooper might be approaching James Jamesson-level beard length.

Today on GuysInSweatpants, Dale Cooper breaks in hot blond newcomer Felix Warner for his first gay porn scene ever. (His first gay porn scene ever, and he gets to fuck Dale Cooper? Bitch.)

[GuysInSweatpants: Dale Cooper Fucks Felix Warner]

 

10 thoughts on “Guess The Gay Porn Star By His Beard”

  1. I’m not a fan of the grown-out beard. I like the closely cropped kind. This way, hides Dale’s nice jawline and diminishes his general bone structure.

    1. He’s part Latino I believe, and many of us have some different color scruff, including me. Whenever I let my facial hair grow long some hairs come out to the colors of dirty blonde to bitch black.

      I like Dale Cooper the man is not only attractive but very well spoken. And when he goes camming with Colby Keller on RB they are just adorable together. Honestly they would make a great couple and should consider dating. They get along so well.

    1. it’s like there is a tattoo shop where they cash their checks…ease up in these permanent marks of hideous design

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