So last night, “a witness” blabbed to Page Six that Guy showed up (with two hot chicks, natch) at West Village showtune queen bar Marie’s Crisis, where he sang a couple of ditties in order that someone at Page 6 would write about it and suggest that he wasn’t a homo-hater.
Meanwhile uptown, Madge was just waking up from a day’s rest in her meat locker to have a softly lit threeway with A-Rod and Jesus Luz.
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Guy Ritchie Goes to Marie’s Crisis (Page 6)
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.