The delightful Jeremy Lucido at Starrfucker pointed me toward the evil slash funny GuysIBlockedOnGrindr, and based on the collection of profiles on there, I’m surmising that the webmaster is not into the following attributes: fingernail polish, vaginas, face tattoos, body hair, lack of body hair, disembodied fish heads, hot bodies, not hot bodies, gel, average bodies, glitter, water guns and lycra.
Check it out to see if you made the cut! And if you did, um, better not check it out then.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.