Jimmy Johnson is the latest top-only model to take it up the ass for Men.com’s Top to Bottom series, and boy howdy is it exciting.
Can you hear my sarcasm? Great. The funniest part about the preview video is where they call Jimmy Johnson a “superstar.” So funny.
So Jimmy gets to bottom for Colby Jansen, who also once bottomed in this same series for Tommy Defendi, and
The actual video starts out with Jimmy sending Colby a text saying, “Hey man, I fucked this girl last night and I don’t think I can get hard today. My fans really want to see me bottom. Can you top today?”
Then he shows up and they have seriously the most boring conversation that has ever occurred about what bottoming is like and whether it hurts, pretending the whole time that no one was prepared for this and Jimmy isn’t all freshly douched out.
Then Jimmy does get hard while Colby sucks his dick and sticks a finger in his ass, but he loses the hardon pretty fast after that. And the sex that follows is, as you might expect, completely and utterly boring and not hot. Jimmy can barely pretend to enjoy what’s happening and definitely is not going to cum with a dick inside him. So they finish off by jerking themselves off on a couch. Fuck yeah.