No, this isn’t from The Onion: Hackers ‘can detect your butt plug from outside your house – and turn it on.’
Yep, this really a thing: the practice of taking over ‘smart’ sex toys is now known as ‘screwdriving’ – from ‘wardriving’, a hacker term for finding Wi-Fi networks while driving.
So if your sex toy got hacked while you were using it, does that make a dumb ass who got screwed?
Picture the scene: a hacker is hunched over a laptop in a car outside a suburban home, when suddenly from within come strange, muffled screams.
Or, back to our regularly scheduled pornography
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