(We’re sure there are some under-served housewives rubbing their underexposed cankles at the idea of a twink calendar, but we imagine they wouldn’t be as thrilled by Buckleroos, the 2005 GayVN winning porno that featured twink sensations Timmy Thomas and Sammy Case posing as young Elders who learn things from Marcus Iron that they don’t teach on tablets.)
Excommunicated: LDS Church Boots Creator of Men On A Mission Calendar (Salt Lake Tribune)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.