1. Guy With an iPhone
Wear underwear, carry iPhone with arm extended, purse your lips, tilt your head and squint your eyes.
2. discrete masc dl married stud here for same
Put on a fake wedding ring, make large blurry pixels with beige construction paper and cover your face with them, stuff your pants to add an inch and a half to your cock, wear lifts to add an inch and a half to your height, speak tersely and pretend you’re a top until the very last moment, when you finally decide to try bottoming for the first time. (You’ll have douched before going out, of course.)
3. The Sword’s Twitter Account
Wearing clothing pins on your nipples, afix a sign to your face that reads www.twitter.com/theswordcom.
4. Guy You Blocked on Grindr
Dress up like this dude (pictured).
5. Ryan Raz’s biggest fan
Carry around a ziploc bag full of poop.
6. A Porn Blogger’s Penis
Rub your skin all over with sandpaper until it’s flaky and red.
7. The Advocate
Tape a picture of a straight actor or a female pop singer to your head, carry a picket sign about hate crime legislation, find a straight man who won an Oscar, then ask him which man he wants to fuck and whether he has a big cock because of his big Jew nose. (Which is not to suggest that the big nose big dick correlation is false, because it’s true.)
8. Meth
Carry arround battery acid, ephedrine, some bronchodialators and a propane cylinder, acetone, freon, paint thinner and anhydrous ammonia. At the end of the night, find a dark corner and lie on it face down with your raw ass up in the air, then set yourself on fire.
9. Sex ghost
Like a normal ghost, with holes in the sheet for eyes, but in this version there’s a hole for the penis too, and also the sheet is covered in dried lube and shit stains.
10. Man baby
Dress however Mistress Rachel tells you to.
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Paul, you sound a little defensive. I always find it a bore when editors/writers feel the need to respond to comments about their articles. I can understand if someone asks a question or completely misquotes something you said. Otherwise let the readers have the last word and debate it amongst themselves. It seems petty when you need to have first AND final word. Well, maybe less petty and more egotistical.
wtf is wrong with you, Paul? It’s not cool getting critical w/your reading audience. If you hadn’t done a half-assed job you wouldn’t have to rewrite this piece. L. Allerton’s final response was posted on another blog which you didn’t have the balls to print since he’s right. No wonder Butt magazine and probably a lot of others hate you.
He who hath not a response doth resorteth to pointing out typos.
Lol. What exactly did you I not respond to that I haven’t already? I never said that I opposed the interview but simply agreed more with the overwhelming and obvious comments. I honestly rather you do your job better without whole sections to re-edit and re-write or have commentators point out ever so basic stuff like the ACE Hotel isn’t a dive in another recent article. Be more like gay Fleshbot writer like Brian O’Brian or ManhuntDaily’s DeWitt with their dry and funny take on things. Report interesting gay sex and porn items then write witty and even bitchy comments along the way without digging your claws at your audience such as me. Think like Nerve.com but only gay and be as equally highbrow and literary. Become the gay version of Susie Bright’s blog. Have more edge than Dennis Cooper’s blog postings. Be Queerclick but use your diction and verbage as pictures. That, frankly is what I’d rather you do. It’s apparent you’ve got work to do. ;)
You oppose that interview because it “demistifies bareback sex”? What would you rather I do? “Mystify” it? As for your concern about the comments, some went unpublished. But you’re right that Owen Hawk is too hot to belong in a Halloween roundup, so I replaced him with Twitter.
Well, the interview could’ve glamorized barebacking which fortunately it doesn’t. It definitely is an unintentional safe sex ad whether Owen Hawk or the interview intended. Next time you quote me, be a champ please spell it right which I did: demystifies has two i’s. I doubt you’ll publish this like those supposed threats about that human petri dish. You could’ve simply replaced him by dressing like a zombie.
A more accurate costume would be Owen Hawk and the STDs he readily acknowledges he gets at those bareback orgies and sex parties that he books doctors’ appointments afterward for.
Ugh. No need to remind people of the unfortunate Owen Hawk interview. I’d have to side w/the commenters on this one since that interview totally demystifies bareback sex. After rereading the entire article and comments, no one actually said he deserved to die and the comments were smarter than the q&a.