A champagne cocktail could come with a sugar cube, maybe a splash of Limoncello, or some nice fresh semen.
Over at Maskurbate, Pascal challenges French-Canadian stud Manuel DeBoxer to jerk off into his New Year’s champagne flute in their latest video. The premise is that there are people in the other room celebrating New Year’s Eve, but of course you can’t see anyone even though the opening shot shows you a bit of the apartment beyond the kitchen.
No, this was just an excuse to celebrate the season with Champagne-cum cocktail, which I’m guessing tastes like lightly chlorinated, salty Champagne.
In other news, Manuel has not yet removed that stupid lip ring or the rod-piercing below his temple, across the bridge of his nose, which just makes him look crazy.