Have You Ever Wanted To Punch Topher DiMaggio In The Balls?

If you have ever wanted to punch Topher DiMaggio in the balls because he is so frustratingly beautiful (and who hasn’t, really), here is the next best thing to being able to do it yourself. Chris Porter does it!

Live vicariously through Chris Porter as he, with Topher’s permission, punches Topher DiMaggio in the balls at the end of the Tim & Roma Show.

Maybe the only thing better than punching Topher DiMaggio in the balls would be sucking on Topher DiMaggio’s bronzed balls. Chris Porter didn’t get to do that (at least not while I was at this taping), but Marc Dylan recently did in Falcon’s Picture Perfect.

[Picture Perfect: Topher DiMaggio Fucks Marc Dylan]

AND:

Gay Porn Before & After time!!

On the left, a still from one of Topher’s early scenes for Dominic Ford. And on the right, a still from Falcon’s Picture Perfect. It’s cool how different cameras/lighting can make things look, uhhh, different!


 

12 thoughts on “Have You Ever Wanted To Punch Topher DiMaggio In The Balls?”

  1. You can punch him in the nuts all day with barely a whimper. If you really really want to him him scream in pain then just smear his make-up.

    I’m also pretty sure there would be a line, think “Airplane”, of industry people to punch or hit him in the balls with some object. In fact, Austin would probally have to be watched closely to make sure he didn’t take multiple turns.

  2. he is hot. but those eyebrows gotta go. lmfao! and his dick magically grew 4 inches thanks to the magic of photoshop!

  3. Oh, and yeah…

    So which studio will Marc and Topher fuck together for next? Hot House and Falcon are already checked off of the list…

  4. okay……………. they could like not did that at all but if Falcon wants to overplay it fine.

    anyways, I don’t want to punch Topher in the balls, nor do I want to suck them. I want his ass mainly

  5. Good heavens, talk about poor photoshopping on the right! Yes, can I get in line to punch him as well. I haven’t seen him around the ATX in a while.

    1. I have a feeling that ever since being pushed into a pit of fire in Houston, he’ll probably keep a good distance from TX for awhile.

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