Use it to celebrate spending the hours when you’d usually be working by sleazily hitting on your best friend’s boyfriend and waking up with a black eye and a hot guy you can’t even remember meeting! Before you try to wrap your mind around that sentence, I recommend hitting the play button and exposing yourself to some hot new tracks courtesy of the S-W-O-R-D. Have a good weekend, ladies!
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1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
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The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.