HBO’s Euphoria just dropped the Citizen Kane of locker room scenes. Jacob Elordi is treated to twenty one high school locker room cocks. And we couldn’t help but wonder… what are the other hottest locker room scene?
In Any Given Sunday, we’d drive off in a Hyundai with John Clark’s football field-sized cock.
Next, we’re hungry for the Hung….arian guys in Land of Storms. Thar’s a storm brewing when trading glances turns to trading punches. Nude!
The opening sequence for City Without Baseball is more like City Without Razors thanks to all the au naturel bats and balls.
Finally, Peter Paige and the boys in Queer as Folk are totally Folk-able while changing in the locker room. These guys skipped the locker room talk, and busted out the locker room cock!
What year is this?? Why do shows still need nudity to drive the ratings (or as a talking point)? It is pathetic. It is a shame that a penis in a movie or a show is such a big deal. Look at European movies and shows, no one gives a damn about who’s naked or not. It’s just a natural part of living. You are either clothed or naked. Big deal.