Barack: Do you know how dumb you are?
George: You look like a lawn jockey my family once had.
She goes on to assume that Mrs. Bush is fearfully watching her husband as he slips quickly down the drain, and begs Michelle not to leave. “He’s drinking again… You are a large women, you could protect me.”
Oh Hedda. When you’re not being a complete bitch and wearing the uglified work of some fledgling designer, you occasionally make us chuckle.
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A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.