I want to play with James Jamesson’s beard, but I don’t have $300. Help?
In addition to his return to gay porn and his transition to full-blown mountain man, James Jamesson is also back on Rentboy with a brand new ad. And with this kind of description, he doesn’t even need pictures:
Hairy, bearded, and hung, super masculine stud. Just like the previous James Jamesson you’ve gotten to know and love, but BIGGER AND BETTER. I’ve been chilling in Northern Cali on a bit of a hiatus from porn and escorting, but I’m back and doing better than ever. More fun, more mature and experienced, more bearded and hairy. Things are pretty simple with me, I like to have a good time, you like to have a good time, together we have an awesome time.
I want to have an awesome time with James Jamesson, but his rate is $300 per hour, and I don’t have that kind of expendable income.
Therefore, for the sake of the quality and highly entertaining blog posts that will surely result from this, it’s time for you to step up and donate to my GoFundMe page: “Help Me Hire Rentboy James Jamesson.”
Hey guys. I really want to hire escort James Jamesson so I can play with his beard (and maybe more!) for an hour or so. Every little bit helps, so please donate! Any money received over the total cost owed to James Jamesson will go towards paying off my student loans. Thanks, guys!
If you think this is some kind of joke, think again. James Jamesson’s beard is no laughing matter. All the money really will go to James Jamesson (I’m thinking two hours of beard play plus travel expenses—I’m in L.A., James is in S.F.—will be around $850), and whatever is left over will go towards my student loans. (Yep, a job that entails writing a blog post asking for money to hire a hooker requires a college education.)
Still hesitant about donating? Like all good fundraising campaigns, there are special rewards for large donors:
$25 Gold Level: Donate $25 or more and I’ll give you a personalized and autographed photo of James and me.
$50 Ginger Level: Donate $50 or more and I’ll give you a lock of hair from James Jamesson’s beard!
Thanks for your help in making my James Jamesson dreams come true, you guys!