Here Are The GayVN Ticket Winner Finalists

Full contest details are here. Remember, the grand prize is two tickets to this year’s GayVNs in San Francisco on September 24th (travel and accomodations not included), and two VIP passes to the Naked Sword afterparty. A second place winner will receive two VIP tickets to the Naked Sword afterparty.

Thanks to everyone who entered! You’re all very horny, and some of you are very creepy, which I like. Chris Porter will select the winners from the below six entries, and I’ll post them here this Friday.

“Matt Petrus”: The best two I’d have sex with would be Alexsander Frietas and Landon Mycles. I’d start out taking a double ended dildo with Landon so we’d both get warmed up, take turns sucking his dick and eating his ass, and then have him hard pump our asses with his monster hog cock. Yeah I can’t really decide between the two so I’ll take both (literally).

“Benji”: Obviously, I have to say Chris Porter; not because he has a say in the winner, but because he’s my kind of fantasy. He has a fun personality that shows he doesn’t take life too seriously, but could also unleash my untapped inner-freak and show this Hoosier college student how to fuck with the big boys (perhaps while wearing those adorable Mouseketeer ears from his blog??). And let’s be real, the guy is fucking cute as hell! A close second would be a tie from Pierre Fitch and Brent Corrigan simply because they were a staple in my cumshooting teen years just as the football captain was. I can’t tell you how many times I went out into the cornfield and fantasized about sliding slowly down on one of their dicks. I love that these guys are my age and so successful in the industry but also well connected to their fans with blogs and twitter as well. It allows me to care more and gives my dick even more motivation and inspiration than some random amateur “straight” guy. If I failed to fulfill one my fantasies with the above guys, I know that I could always rely on my second ticket to ensure that I get some serious fucking at the end of the night from my friend for bringing him along for the ride :) Either way, I would be like an Ethiopian orphan at a buffet hosted by Madonna if I were given the chance to meet the nominees and enjoy the debauchery of the entire night.

“dunno”: Diesel Washington and Race Cooper because I’d like to make milk chocolate with those two cocoa gods.

“Truth Teller”: Simply put hands down Erik Rhodes. I am not a size queen, but do enjoy big things, big men, big cocks, big plates of meat, big muscles and big sales at Macys. Get the point. Plus he is hot without trying, acting or working to convince you. All the things he does are really just him whether you like it or not, he is not trying to entertain you he is being who he is that’s it. My ass is in the air now!

“Pornobobbie”:
Fucking Tony Buff
Would make my body tremble
While shooting thick loads.

Bound, flogged, and gagged
Tony spreads my ass open
In, out, spit, in, out.

His cock is so thick
Forcing it down my pup face
Would be heavenly.

Looking in his eyes
I get lost in what he thinks
Don’t want to be found

Tony ROCKS leather
Like it was his second skin
Totally jealous

Hot streams of his piss
Splashing in and out my mouth
Would make guys jealous

Tony takes control
”Sit.” I sit. “Suck it.” I suck.
I’m a content pup.

“Erynn Vaehne”: WHY I WOULD NOT FUCK BRENT CORRIGAN: I don’t really need 300 words to explain why I wouldn’t fuck Brent, just two: vagina dentata. Look it up, boys. Ok, maybe MY vagina doesn’t actually have teeth, but the danger of vaginas is still very real. A carnivorous little lamb like Brent Corrigan should steer clear of them at all costs. Not just him, but all the men on that list. Because they’re evil. So evil, most people are afraid to speak their true name. Instead we use non-threatening nicknames like, “va-jay-jay.” It lulls you into a false sense of security…and then bites off your penis. I simply cannot be responsible for de-cocking Brent Corrigan. Granted, you could have hours of fun with just his perfect ass, but STILL. Also, I can’t be the only one who hears the word “cervix” and immediately pictures the snapping beak of an angry octopus. (If you didn’t before, you will now.) Sure, my hole is self-lubricatin g, but in no way does that make up for it being a hellmouth. Not to mention, fucking a gay boy goes against the Fag Hag Code of Ethics. I took an oath to protect and support gay men, NOT put my vagina on them. No, I would never fuck Brent Corrigan. He deserves to be mounted by a beast like Samuel Colt. A real stud; a man who would have him quivering like an arrow-pierced fawn.