Here’s A Crazy Naked Man Attacking People in a BART Station

Today in “Only In San Francisco,” a crazy naked man attacks innocent commuters in the 16th St. Mission BART station. Warning: This is a really fucked up thing to watch.

Police eventually came (I guess they weren’t in a hurry, since this video goes on for over 3 minutes), shut down the entire station, and arrested the naked man.

[via Boing Boing]
 

37 thoughts on “Here’s A Crazy Naked Man Attacking People in a BART Station”

  1. I am just seeing this for first time. LOL. I feel sorry for the poor naked guy he is so cute and well built, and with those stupid screaming women acting as if he is a wild tiger. If he had a sword and a gun and was fully clothed they would probably pay him no mind. I would have hugged him and danced

  2. So much is wrong with this… First, who doesn’t run when a crazed, naked man is chasing you? OK, he IS hot, but still…? Next, where did he learn those moves? I think the US Gymnastics team could use him… Then, it would take about 5 of those 3,000 passer-bys to subdue him, but no one does. Sorry, got to get to Safeway…. Lastly, Foxy Brown needs her wig back…

  3. Bad News: The crazy naked man was taken into custody and declared mentally unstable……

    Good News: Michael Lucas just cast him in a cameo for his next film……

    1. … And let’s hope McD gives him a lifetime supply of Big Macs! And I would so do him in bed… why I’d let him take me in a sling.

  4. I should think in SFCA, no-one would get all that ruffled by this…

    That girl– who hid in the booth— is really terribly immature, and if she’s going to live in an urban environment, needs MUCH better coping skills for handling this sort of thing. just sayin’.

  5. This is exactly why I rarely venture beyond weed. The guy is physically hot but the circumstances are clearly not. Still, enjoy seeing the afro in 2013.

    1. I’m assuming you’re referring to the black man who throughout the entire video was attempting to restrain the crazy naked guy, you fool.

  6. He sure was bendy …. not sure if he’s ever going to get his mind back, but if he does and he watches this video, you know he’s going to be all ” What. The Fuck. I didn’t even know I could do a handstand. “

  7. Ok Idk why I found this so fucking hot.Maybe cause I need to have some good sex.(?) ANyway,this guy was crazy and hot.Reminds me of an urban Tarzan.Yummy ass.Yes,I’d allow him to rape me.Sue me.

  8. Witnesses attest that the man was covered in piss and shit, which makes your “sexy” remarks even more disgusting.

    1. Do you have proof of first hand accounts? The only thing I could find is someone talking about reading about it on reddit. I checked and there isn’t even a story on reddit.

  9. after Tila Tequilla was out of danger, i just couldn’t help but to laugh at her whimpering. Damn I’m a bad person.

  10. It’s SF; crazier things have happened there. Also, this is why I don’t fuck around in The Mission, no matter how hipster it gets.

  11. San Francisco is a shit hole. Why is anyone surprised by this? The only thing shocking is how athletic and fit this guy is.

    1. Sometimes I wonder why everything in the city is so expensive, considering how dirty most of the streets are and how amazingly run down half the un-gentrified neighborhoods are. It’s like none of the revenue generated by the city is going back to the communities. At all. I don’t care how fancy the high-rises are, I’m not moving to a block covered in human feces and homeless people walking up to folks and flashing them (actually happened to me once while walking on Eddy St.).

  12. This is funny, creepy and sexy at the same time. Who was the voyeur girl recording the naked guy?.
    0:54 Nice ass
    1:17 Lol!
    1:34 Good tool!

  13. “Oh, GUUURRL, I’ve been there!”–Anne Heche

    That is some powerful shit he is on. Completely out of his mind.

    Nice body, very athletic.

    Give a 10 for handstands.

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