Here’s The Joe Jonas Hardcore Sex Tape In Which Joe Jonas Fucks Himself With An Extra Large Dildo

Just kidding, I don’t have the Joe Jonas hardcore sex tape that (allegedly) shows him being paddled and fucking himself with a giant dildo while screaming “Owww!” but if I did, I would definitely post it here. Instead, here are some screencaps from the Joe Jonas sex tape.

Just kidding.

I don’t have screencaps from the Joe Jonas hardcore sex tape either, but if I did, I would definitely post them here. Instead, here is a detailed description of the Joe Jonas BDSM sex tape that is supposed to be released on April 3rd.

Apparently, his girlfriend made the sex tape and she’s already sold it to a distributor, which is about as believable as Joe Jonas even having a girlfriend in the first place. Girlfriend, please.

Via Blind Gossip:

The video features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle.

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The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America. At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.

They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies.

The couple is very vocal and there is a lot of overly dramatic screaming and moaning.

Were they auditioning for Bel Ami?

Close your eyes and just imagine it:

The sex is explicit, and there are multiple close-up shots of Joe’s face, penis and testicles, as well as Blanda’s face, breasts, and vagina. In between sex acts, they consume shots of alcohol.

Joe Jonas’ people are of course denying that the tape exists, but why should we believe them when we’ve already seen so many extremely authentic leaked nude photos of Joe Jonas? He’s been showing off his cock (which is sometimes circumcised and sometimes not, depending on the weather) for years.

 

16 thoughts on “Here’s The Joe Jonas Hardcore Sex Tape In Which Joe Jonas Fucks Himself With An Extra Large Dildo”

  1. Love Joe Jonas Nude, I would Suck His Delicious Cock, Lick His Balls, eat his Ass, Then Fuck his brains out.

  2. buhahaha at the pic with Zac Efron….. I just want to sit on his face mmmm :)
    ooo and even with a hot body JOE is stil a fug face

  3. DOn’t know about this story, I would believe it if it said he took the dildo in him instead.

    I also remember reading on Erik RHodes’ blog that one of the JOnas Brothers was his client.

    1. what?????

      Any way that you can find a link to that exact entry in his blog? His brother did re-open both the accounts for his fans.

      1. Erik told a story to In Touch Weekly or some tabloid like that about having a steady client in the music industry that he could not stand. He said that the client was arrogant, forced him to listen to his music (which he thought was horrible), and did not tip. The writer implied that the client was a Jonas brother but Erik, who never gave the names of his client, did not confirm that in the article. The article also contained a story from Nick Capra who discussed a story where it was implied that he had a cuckolding sessions with Will and Jada Pinkette-Smith. Actually, it was covered here on the sword, here is the link.

        Michael Lucas Sells Sex Stories To Tabloid

        1. haha I think I did read that one awhile back I’ve completely forgotten about it. Can you imagine the things that escorts know and how damaging they could be? If only there was a way they could leak all their information without having to suffer the repercussions.

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