Predictions for the top categories.
Like last year (and like every time I make awards predictions), I’m almost always dead wrong. Keep that in mind. Also: These are just my opinions and I mean no offense to any of the performers/studios who are going to TOTALLY LOSE this weekend. If you have your own opinions, leave a comment or start your own blog.
The Grabbys are this Saturday, May 26th (don’t forget to come to the pre-party Tim & Roma Show on the 25th) and here are The Sword’s predictions. (Note: Nominee names have been copied/pasted from the Grabbys site, so the typos and misspellings are theirs, not mine.)
BEST NEWCOMER: Dario Black, Morgan Black, Jessie Colter, Christopher Daniels, Trenton Ducati, Marc Dylan, Andrew Jakk, Cliff Jensen, Heath Jordan, Cavin Knight, Hunter Marx, Shay Michaels, Anthony Romero, Bryce Star, Johnny Torque, Rosso Twins
Who Will Win: Anthony Romero & Marc Dylan
Who Should Win: Anthony Romero & Marc Dylan
No Guts, No Glory: Cliff Jensen
Marc Dylan has fucked more guys than the number of times Chi Chi LaRue has hosted the Grabbys, so if he doesn’t win, the ground beneath the Park West will open up and swallow the entire theater along with everyone in it. The second slot (they always give the award to two performers) could easily go to any of the others (Bryce Star, Christopher Daniels, Jessie Colter, Cavin Knight), but ultimately I chose Anthony Romero because if this isn’t the performance of the year, I don’t know what is.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Jimmy Durano/Cock Tales-Raising The Bar Part 2/C1R, Conner Habib/Cock Tales-Raising The Bar Part 2/C1R, Conner Habib/Dad Goes to College/Dragon Media, Heath Jordan/The Other Side of Aspen 6/Falcon, Adam Killian/Assassin/Lucas Entertainment, Kyle King/Head Hunters Three/Hot House Entertainment, Cameron Marshall/Golden Gate-Season 1/Naked Sword, Samuel O’Toole/Head Hunters Three/Hot House Entertainment, Riley Price/Golden Gate-The Perfect Ten/Naked Sword, Riley Price/To Fuck A Predator/Jet Set Men, Ricky Sinz/Anthony’s Weener/Jet Set Men
Who Will Win: Riley Price, Golden Gate
Who Should Win: Conner Habib, Dad Goes To College
No Guts, No Glory: Ricky Sinz, Anthony’s Weener
Conner was great in his role as a son who fucked his dad, but Riley Price received 780 nominations, so they’ve gotta give him at least one. Also, over a year later I can still hear him screaming in his Golden Gate scene.
BEST MOVIE: American Lovers Pt1 Bel Ami, Assassin Lucas Entertainment, Cock Tales-Raising The Bar Part 2 C1R, Dad Goes To College Dragon Media, Giants 1 Raging Stallion Studios, Impulsive BUCKSHOT, Sex City Pt 1&2 Kristen Bjorn, Speechless Titan Men, The Other Side of Aspen 6 Falcon, To Fuck a Predator Jet Set Men, Trunks 6 Hot House Entertainment
Will Win: Other Side of Aspen 6
Should Win: Dad Goes To College
No Guts, No Glory: Trunks 6
It’d be hard for the Grabbys to pass up an opportunity to finally award the Aspen franchise (none of the other five ever won), but Joe Gage’s Dad was the hotter (if not awkward) movie.
HOTTEST BOTTOM: Race Cooper, Rod Daily, Christopher Daniels, Marc Dylan, Billy Heights, Andrew Jakk, Kyle King, Cavin Knight, Marcus Mojo, Dean Monroe, Riley Price, Craig Reynolds, Jesse Santana, Tristen Sterling
Who Will Win: Marcus Mojo or Marc Dylan
Who Should Win: Jesse Santana or Kyle King
No Guts, No Glory: Billy Heights
Just because you bottom all the time doesn’t mean you’re the hottest bottom.
BEST VERSATILE: Matt Cole, Landon Conrad, Tommy Defendi, Brent Everett, Shane Frost, Conner Habib, Adam Killian, Kyle King, Brandon Lewis, Jake Steele, Jesse Santana, Phenix Saint, Austin Wilde
Who Will Win: Tommy Defendi
Who Should Win: Tommy Defendi
No Guts, No Glory: Phenix Saint
With the exception of one, any of these deserve to win. And because several are also up for Hottest Bottom and/or Performer of the Year, it’s a process of elimination (whoever wins in the other categories won’t also win here–the Grabbys always spread the awards around). But most importantly, Tommy Defendi really is the Best Versatile.
BEST ACTOR: Jonathan Aggassi/Trapped In The Game/Lucas Entertainment, Lucky Daniels/Anthony’s Weener/Jet Set Men, Michael Lucas/Assassin/Lucas Entertainment, Dean Monroe/Bad Boys Get Spanked/C1R, Riley Price/ Ulterior Motives/Rileypriceless.com, Spencer Reed/Daddy It Hurts/C1R, Allen Silver/Dad Goes To College/Dragon Media
Who Will Win: Dean Monroe
Who Should Win: Allen Silver
No Guts, No Glory: Riley Price
Has anyone actually seen any of these movies? Just wondering.
BEST BLOG: Chronicals of Pornia, Fleshbot, Gay Demon, Gay Porn Gossip, Gay Porn Times, Jason Curious, Nick Young xxx, Queer Me Now, Queer Click, The Sword
Will Win: _________
Should Win: _________
No Guts, No Glory: ________
Has anyone actually read any of these blogs? Just wondering.
HOTTEST COCK: Jonathan Agassi, Brandon Bangs, Billy Byron, Rafael Carreras, Landon Conrad, Tommy DeLuca, Topher DiMaggio, Tommy Defendi, Jimmy Durano, Brady Jensen, Cliff Jensen, Dolph Lambert, Conner McGuire, Samuel O’Toole, Valentin Petrov, Eric Rhodes, Alex Rock, Hot Rod
Will Win: Landon Conrad & Jimmy Durano
Should Win: Erik Rhodes & Landon Conrad
No Guts, No Glory: Brady Jensen
They normally honor one uncut cock and one cut cock, so Erik Rhodes could technically win both.
PERFORMER OF THE YEAR: Jonathan Agassi, Kennedy Carter, Landon Conrad, Tommy Defendi, Kris Evans, Shane Frost, Conner Habib, Adam Killian, Kyle King, Dolph Lambert, Cameron Marshall, Marcus Mojo, Chris Porter, Riley Price, Spencer Reed, Gavin Waters, Austin Wilde, Tom Wolfe
Who Will Win: Adam Killian & Landon Conrad
Who Should Win: Austin Wilde & Tommy Defendi (alternates: Landon Conrad & Kennedy Carter)
No Guts, No Glory: Spencer Reed
He’s co-hosting, he’s been in the biggest movies of the year, and everybody (except for some of you cunts) loves him, so Adam Killian is a lock for one of the slots (again–the Grabbys will award two performers here). If the Grabbys want to piss off half the room, they could also give one to Spencer Reed, which would be fun. At the end of the day, I went with my heart (i.e., my dick) and picked Austin and Tommy (or Landon or Kennedy).
How many did I get wrong?
Who will have a meltdown when they don’t win?
Who do you want to win a Grabby?
Who doesn’t deserve to win a Grabby because you don’t like them?
Who has actually seen any of these movies?