Here’s Who Will Win A Grabby This Weekend

Predictions for the top categories.

Like last year (and like every time I make awards predictions), I’m almost always dead wrong. Keep that in mind. Also: These are just my opinions and I mean no offense to any of the performers/studios who are going to TOTALLY LOSE this weekend. If you have your own opinions, leave a comment or start your own blog.

The Grabbys are this Saturday, May 26th (don’t forget to come to the pre-party Tim & Roma Show on the 25th) and here are The Sword’s predictions. (Note: Nominee names have been copied/pasted from the Grabbys site, so the typos and misspellings are theirs, not mine.)

BEST NEWCOMER: Dario Black, Morgan Black, Jessie Colter, Christopher Daniels, Trenton Ducati, Marc Dylan, Andrew Jakk, Cliff Jensen, Heath Jordan, Cavin Knight, Hunter Marx, Shay Michaels, Anthony Romero, Bryce Star, Johnny Torque, Rosso Twins

Who Will Win: Anthony Romero & Marc Dylan
Who Should Win: Anthony Romero & Marc Dylan
No Guts, No Glory: Cliff Jensen

Marc Dylan has fucked more guys than the number of times Chi Chi LaRue has hosted the Grabbys, so if he doesn’t win, the ground beneath the Park West will open up and swallow the entire theater along with everyone in it. The second slot (they always give the award to two performers) could easily go to any of the others (Bryce Star, Christopher Daniels, Jessie Colter, Cavin Knight), but ultimately I chose Anthony Romero because if this isn’t the performance of the year, I don’t know what is.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Jimmy Durano/Cock Tales-Raising The Bar Part 2/C1R, Conner Habib/Cock Tales-Raising The Bar Part 2/C1R, Conner Habib/Dad Goes to College/Dragon Media, Heath Jordan/The Other Side of Aspen 6/Falcon, Adam Killian/Assassin/Lucas Entertainment, Kyle King/Head Hunters Three/Hot House Entertainment, Cameron Marshall/Golden Gate-Season 1/Naked Sword, Samuel O’Toole/Head Hunters Three/Hot House Entertainment, Riley Price/Golden Gate-The Perfect Ten/Naked Sword, Riley Price/To Fuck A Predator/Jet Set Men, Ricky Sinz/Anthony’s Weener/Jet Set Men

Who Will Win: Riley Price, Golden Gate
Who Should Win: Conner Habib, Dad Goes To College
No Guts, No Glory: Ricky Sinz, Anthony’s Weener

Conner was great in his role as a son who fucked his dad, but Riley Price received 780 nominations, so they’ve gotta give him at least one. Also, over a year later I can still hear him screaming in his Golden Gate scene.

BEST MOVIE: American Lovers Pt1 Bel Ami, Assassin Lucas Entertainment, Cock Tales-Raising The Bar Part 2 C1R, Dad Goes To College Dragon Media, Giants 1 Raging Stallion Studios, Impulsive BUCKSHOT, Sex City Pt 1&2 Kristen Bjorn, Speechless Titan Men, The Other Side of Aspen 6 Falcon, To Fuck a Predator Jet Set Men, Trunks 6 Hot House Entertainment

Will Win: Other Side of Aspen 6
Should Win: Dad Goes To College
No Guts, No Glory: Trunks 6

It’d be hard for the Grabbys to pass up an opportunity to finally award the Aspen franchise (none of the other five ever won), but Joe Gage’s Dad was the hotter (if not awkward) movie.

HOTTEST BOTTOM: Race Cooper, Rod Daily, Christopher Daniels, Marc Dylan, Billy Heights, Andrew Jakk, Kyle King, Cavin Knight, Marcus Mojo, Dean Monroe, Riley Price, Craig Reynolds, Jesse Santana, Tristen Sterling

Who Will Win: Marcus Mojo or Marc Dylan
Who Should Win: Jesse Santana or Kyle King
No Guts, No Glory: Billy Heights

Just because you bottom all the time doesn’t mean you’re the hottest bottom.

BEST VERSATILE: Matt Cole, Landon Conrad, Tommy Defendi, Brent Everett, Shane Frost, Conner Habib, Adam Killian, Kyle King, Brandon Lewis, Jake Steele, Jesse Santana, Phenix Saint, Austin Wilde

Who Will Win: Tommy Defendi
Who Should Win: Tommy Defendi
No Guts, No Glory: Phenix Saint

With the exception of one, any of these deserve to win. And because several are also up for Hottest Bottom and/or Performer of the Year, it’s a process of elimination (whoever wins in the other categories won’t also win here–the Grabbys always spread the awards around). But most importantly, Tommy Defendi really is the Best Versatile.

BEST ACTOR: Jonathan Aggassi/Trapped In The Game/Lucas Entertainment, Lucky Daniels/Anthony’s Weener/Jet Set Men, Michael Lucas/Assassin/Lucas Entertainment, Dean Monroe/Bad Boys Get Spanked/C1R, Riley Price/ Ulterior Motives/Rileypriceless.com, Spencer Reed/Daddy It Hurts/C1R, Allen Silver/Dad Goes To College/Dragon Media

Who Will Win: Dean Monroe
Who Should Win: Allen Silver
No Guts, No Glory: Riley Price

Has anyone actually seen any of these movies? Just wondering.

BEST BLOG: Chronicals of Pornia, Fleshbot, Gay Demon, Gay Porn Gossip, Gay Porn Times, Jason Curious, Nick Young xxx, Queer Me Now, Queer Click, The Sword

Will Win: _________
Should Win: _________
No Guts, No Glory: ________

Has anyone actually read any of these blogs? Just wondering.

HOTTEST COCK: Jonathan Agassi, Brandon Bangs, Billy Byron, Rafael Carreras, Landon Conrad, Tommy DeLuca, Topher DiMaggio, Tommy Defendi, Jimmy Durano, Brady Jensen, Cliff Jensen, Dolph Lambert, Conner McGuire, Samuel O’Toole, Valentin Petrov, Eric Rhodes, Alex Rock, Hot Rod

Will Win: Landon Conrad & Jimmy Durano
Should Win: Erik Rhodes & Landon Conrad
No Guts, No Glory: Brady Jensen

They normally honor one uncut cock and one cut cock, so Erik Rhodes could technically win both.

PERFORMER OF THE YEARJonathan Agassi, Kennedy Carter, Landon Conrad, Tommy Defendi, Kris Evans, Shane Frost, Conner Habib, Adam Killian, Kyle King, Dolph Lambert, Cameron Marshall, Marcus Mojo, Chris Porter, Riley Price, Spencer Reed, Gavin Waters, Austin Wilde, Tom Wolfe

Who Will Win: Adam Killian & Landon Conrad
Who Should Win: Austin Wilde & Tommy Defendi (alternates: Landon Conrad & Kennedy Carter)
No Guts, No Glory: Spencer Reed

He’s co-hosting, he’s been in the biggest movies of the year, and everybody (except for some of you cunts) loves him, so Adam Killian is a lock for one of the slots (again–the Grabbys will award two performers here). If the Grabbys want to piss off half the room, they could also give one to Spencer Reed, which would be fun. At the end of the day, I went with my heart (i.e., my dick) and picked Austin and Tommy (or Landon or Kennedy).

How many did I get wrong?
Who will have a meltdown when they don’t win?
Who do you want to win a Grabby?
Who doesn’t deserve to win a Grabby because you don’t like them?
Who has actually seen any of these movies?

 

9 thoughts on “Here’s Who Will Win A Grabby This Weekend”

  1. Oh, and Adam Killian is a lock for all of my slots.

    Lame, but Zach set it up, so I had to knock it down.

  2. What I don’t get is if you’re nominated for hottest cock one year and don’t win, what do you do differently to win the next year? I mean, I guess you could get pierced or get implants or something, but really, your cock is your cock and if it doesn’t change, then really, you can’t do anything but hope everyone else in porn retires so that you win by default.

  3. The picture is so fitting=== just fucked… I want to seem some new NEW HANDSOME MEET! HOPE THEY DO WEB CAM AND MOVIES AND ARE FRIENDLY AND REAL. NOT EGO MANIACS ON SPEED!

  4. Its your year Zach! My psychic told me, She drew the the king of Swords. Whatever you do— don’t get too shitfaced this year. Best to have your wits during the acceptance speech. Worst case bring a translator (designated driver, same thing). Does Google Translate do Drunk to English? GOOD LUCK!

  5. I know you love Tommy Defendi to death, but I have to disagree with you wholeheartedly on the Best Versatile performer category. That award should go to Jesse Santana and/or Adam Killian. You can tell they truly enjoy the best of both worlds, and not only do they bottom with the best, they top with the best as well.

    1. I’m not familiar with Jesse Santana’s work but I couldn’t agree more about Adam Killian. But there’s something about Tommy Defendi’s face that I can’t deny and when he’s into bottoming, he’s really into it, which is always hot!

  6. Christine Marinoni

    I presume you haven’t picked “Porter-Potty” to win “Performer of the Year” because you’re saving all your award-ceremony good wishes for him when he’s up for a Grammy near year, right?

    Perhaps if we rally hard enough, they’ll start engraving his statuette now:
    Chris Porter(-Potty)
    AKA Double Dose
    AKA Stose Office of Pest Management

  7. DD. he chose AW as performer of the year?

    Jimmy Durano, Austin Wilde, Marc Dylan, Kris Evans, Kennedy Carter!

  8. Jessie Colter, Tommy Defendi, Chris Daniels and Shay Michaels FTW!

    A couple of questions…

    Why use AW’s pic to advertise this thread when you didn’t pick him to win anything and he’s not attractive?

    Are Grabbys big in the porn world? Do pornstars actually aspire to win one?

    Also glad to see some men of color in the nominees.

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