The list of this year’s Cybersocket Awards winners, which honor the best in gay porn, has just leaked, and I’m the only one who has it.
Haha just kidding. Cybersocket wouldn’t let the list leak. They’re holding on to it more dearly than Jayden Grey does his fauxhawk.
But let’s talk about who I think will win at the “People’s Choice Awards” of gay porn. (By the way, if the Cybersocket Awards are the People’s Choice and the GayVNs are the Oscars and the Grabbys are the Golden Globes…what does that make the JRL Awards?) Anyways, The Sword is a nominee for Best Porn Blog, and winning a Cybersocket Award would mean a lot to me, because it’s from the people!
Best Porn Blog
Boys For Breakfast
Chronicles of Pornia
Deisel Washington XXX (sic)
Dewayne In SD
Gay Porn Times
Man Hunt Daily
My Bareback Blog
Nick Young XXX
Queer Me Now
Tiger Tyson Blog
You Love Gay Porn
Who Will Win: Manhunt Daily
Who Should Win: The Sword (or maybe Queer Me Now)
No Guts No Glory Pick: Cockenstein
Chi Chi LaRue
Who Will Win: Rob Romoni
Who Should Win: mr. Pam
No Guts No Glory Pick: Dewayne
Best Porn Star
Adam DeAngelo, Alex Marte, Austin Wilde, Baby Star, Ben Brown, Brent Everett, Chad Fitch, Chris Porter, Cole Street, Craig Reynolds, Dolph Lambert, Drew Cutler, Girth Brooks, Jason Pitt, Jeremy Bilding, Jeremy Hall, Jimmy Durano, Jonathan Agassi, Kris Evans, Kyle King, Landon Conrad, Ludovic Canot, Luke Marcum, Mike Dreyden, Mike Matters, Nicco Sky, Nick Moretti, Phenix Saint, Pierre Fitch, Riley Price, Rod Daily, Samuel Colt, Spencer Reed, Steve Cruz, Steve Tyler, Tim Kruger, Topher DiMaggio, Travis James, Trevor Knight, Tristan Bull, Tucker Bond
Who Will Win: Jeremy Bilding or Travis James or Austin Wilde
Who Should Win: Travis James or Spencer Reed or Austin Wilde
No Guts No Glory Pick: Mike Matters
We’ll all find out how wrong I am on Monday night. There are other categories, such as Best Bilingual Massage and Favorite iPhone Tranny Hookup Site, but I can’t with those.
And speaking of Monday night, here’s a completely copied and pasted press release I just wrote announcing all the crazy shit that Naked Sword and The Sword will be doing at the awards. There will be live coverage, on Twitter! Follow me.
NakedSword, Tim & Roma, & TheSword.com Embark On “L.A. Invasion”
San Francisco-Based Productions Head South For Live Cybersocket Awards Coverage
SAN FRANCISCO –NakedSword is packing up its videographers, bloggers, and in-house personalities for what promises to be a 24-hour odyssey of live event coverage and original content production in Los Angeles. Beginning Monday afternoon, Tim & Roma Show producers will be scouring West Hollywood’s extremely glamorous Ramada Plaza Hotel seeking porn stars and industry heavyweights to interview for a very special and top secret upcoming episode of The Tim & Roma Show.
Following that, the entire NakedSword team will converge upon West Hollywood’s Factory Nightclub where Tim and Roma themselves will host the official Cybersocket Awards Red Carpet. Buttressing Tim and Roma on the red carpet and assisting in video production will be NakedSword’s newest asset, beloved porn star Chris Porter. Additionally, TheSword.com’s editor-in-chief Zachary Sire will be on hand to photograph and live-tweet every sex and alcohol-fueled detail of the night, which celebrates the very best in adult entertainment.
“We are thrilled to be doing the Cybersocket Awards, presented by Epoch, for the 11th year in a row,” said Cybersocket co-founder Morgan Summer. “Tim and Roma are a tradition on the Red Carpet and illicit the best and hottest commentary from the stars. I expect the usual shenanigans to be going on—what do you think is going to happen when you get 800+ sexually charged porn stars and fans together?”
Red Carpet co-host Sister Roma expressed similar excitement. “I am looking to stir up some serious shit at the Cybersocket Awards this year. I mean, let’s face it—I already won Best Personality at the GayVNs, so I don’t have to be nice any more. The satin opera-length gloves are coming off and it’s not going to be pretty! You’ve been warned!”
In addition to covering the awards from top to bottom, NakedSword also enjoys the distinct honor of being nominated for Cybersocket awards in multiple categories, including Best VOD, Best Megasite, Best Business Person of the Year (for CEO Tim Valenti), and best Best Porn Blog for TheSword.com, where all of the reportage will end up in the immediate hours and days following the ceremony.
“I can’t wait to be in such close proximity to all of the gorgeous gay porn stars, directors, studio heads, and fellow bloggers whom I’ve pissed off in the past year,” said The Sword’s Zachary Sire. “I’m literally over the moon.”
For up to the minute, live coverage from the red carpet, the awards ceremony, the after parties, and more, follow TheSword’s Twitter feed at: twitter.com/theswordcom and keep interminably refreshing TheSword.com for full photo galleries and videos following the big show on Monday, February 7th.