Here’s Who Will Win At This Year’s Cybersocket Awards

cyberthyiumbThe list of this year’s Cybersocket Awards winners, which honor the best in gay porn, has just leaked, and I’m the only one who has it.

Haha just kidding. Cybersocket wouldn’t let the list leak. They’re holding on to it more dearly than Jayden Grey does his fauxhawk.

But let’s talk about who I think will win at the “People’s Choice Awards” of gay porn. (By the way, if the Cybersocket Awards are the People’s Choice and the GayVNs are the Oscars and the Grabbys are the Golden Globes…what does that make the JRL Awards?) Anyways, The Sword is a nominee for Best Porn Blog, and winning a Cybersocket Award would mean a lot to me, because it’s from the people!

My predictions:

Best Porn Blog
Bareback Porn
Benny Morecock
Boys For Breakfast
Chronicles of Pornia
Cockenstein
Deisel Washington XXX (sic)
Dewayne In SD
Fagalicious
Gay Fleshbot
Gay Porn Times
Jason Sechrest
Lucas Blog
Man Hunt Daily
My Bareback Blog
Nick Young XXX
Night Charm
NYC Guys
OMG Blog
Queer Click
Queer Me Now
Starr Fucker
The Sword
Tiger Tyson Blog
Vintage Bareback
XX Factor
You Love Gay Porn

Who Will Win: Manhunt Daily
Who Should Win: The Sword (or maybe Queer Me Now)
No Guts No Glory Pick: Cockenstein

Best Personality
Brent Corrigan
Chi Chi LaRue
Dewayne
Diesel Washington
Jason Sechrest
Jeremy Lucido
Michael Lucas
Mr. Pam
Rob Romoni
Sister Roma
Will Clark

Who Will Win: Rob Romoni
Who Should Win: mr. Pam
No Guts No Glory Pick: Dewayne

Best Porn Star

Adam DeAngelo, Alex Marte, Austin Wilde, Baby Star, Ben Brown, Brent Everett, Chad Fitch, Chris Porter, Cole Street, Craig Reynolds, Dolph Lambert, Drew Cutler, Girth Brooks, Jason Pitt, Jeremy Bilding, Jeremy Hall, Jimmy Durano, Jonathan Agassi, Kris Evans, Kyle King, Landon Conrad, Ludovic Canot, Luke Marcum, Mike Dreyden, Mike Matters, Nicco Sky, Nick Moretti, Phenix Saint, Pierre Fitch, Riley Price, Rod Daily, Samuel Colt, Spencer Reed, Steve Cruz, Steve Tyler, Tim Kruger, Topher DiMaggio, Travis James, Trevor Knight, Tristan Bull, Tucker Bond

Who Will Win: Jeremy Bilding or Travis James or Austin Wilde
Who Should Win: Travis James or Spencer Reed or Austin Wilde
No Guts No Glory Pick: Mike Matters

We’ll all find out how wrong I am on Monday night. There are other categories, such as Best Bilingual Massage and Favorite iPhone Tranny Hookup Site, but I can’t with those.

And speaking of Monday night, here’s a completely copied and pasted press release I just wrote announcing all the crazy shit that Naked Sword and The Sword will be doing at the awards. There will be live coverage, on Twitter! Follow me.

Here:

NakedSword, Tim & Roma, & TheSword.com Embark On “L.A. Invasion”
San Francisco-Based Productions Head South For Live Cybersocket Awards Coverage

SAN FRANCISCO –NakedSword is packing up its videographers, bloggers, and in-house personalities for what promises to be a 24-hour odyssey of live event coverage and original content production in Los Angeles. Beginning Monday afternoon, Tim & Roma Show producers will be scouring West Hollywood’s extremely glamorous Ramada Plaza Hotel seeking porn stars and industry heavyweights to interview for a very special and top secret upcoming episode of The Tim & Roma Show.

Following that, the entire NakedSword team will converge upon West Hollywood’s Factory Nightclub where Tim and Roma themselves will host the official Cybersocket Awards Red Carpet. Buttressing Tim and Roma on the red carpet and assisting in video production will be NakedSword’s newest asset, beloved porn star Chris Porter. Additionally, TheSword.com’s editor-in-chief Zachary Sire will be on hand to photograph and live-tweet every sex and alcohol-fueled detail of the night, which celebrates the very best in adult entertainment.

“We are thrilled to be doing the Cybersocket Awards, presented by Epoch, for the 11th year in a row,” said Cybersocket co-founder Morgan Summer. “Tim and Roma are a tradition on the Red Carpet and illicit the best and hottest commentary from the stars. I expect the usual shenanigans to be going on—what do you think is going to happen when you get 800+ sexually charged porn stars and fans together?”

Red Carpet co-host Sister Roma expressed similar excitement. “I am looking to stir up some serious shit at the Cybersocket Awards this year. I mean, let’s face it—I already won Best Personality at the GayVNs, so I don’t have to be nice any more. The satin opera-length gloves are coming off and it’s not going to be pretty! You’ve been warned!”

In addition to covering the awards from top to bottom, NakedSword also enjoys the distinct honor of being nominated for Cybersocket awards in multiple categories, including Best VOD, Best Megasite, Best Business Person of the Year (for CEO Tim Valenti), and best Best Porn Blog for TheSword.com, where all of the reportage will end up in the immediate hours and days following the ceremony.

“I can’t wait to be in such close proximity to all of the gorgeous gay porn stars, directors, studio heads, and fellow bloggers whom I’ve pissed off in the past year,” said The Sword’s Zachary Sire. “I’m literally over the moon.”

For up to the minute, live coverage from the red carpet, the awards ceremony, the after parties, and more, follow TheSword’s Twitter feed at: twitter.com/theswordcom and keep interminably refreshing TheSword.com for full photo galleries and videos following the big show on Monday, February 7th.

 

 

0 thoughts on “Here’s Who Will Win At This Year’s Cybersocket Awards”

  1. Awwww! you’re so sweet!!! yay! Thanks so much Zach! I’m totally honored to be nominated for Best Personality – that’s really fuckin cool! I LOVE GAY PORN!! I love all my boys, all the people I get to work with and have come into my life because of porn. So much fun, so many memories, a bit of drama at times – but definitely always an amazing adventure…lol! Wish I could be there tonight for the Cybersocket Awards… missing my boys!
    big kisses & squirts from nyc… love the proud & passionate gay pornographer…. mr. Pam!!!

  2. ALEXANDRE- Trent Locke? really. this guys makes his name outt fighting and being a drama queen as oppose to giving a great performance. please.

  3. Of course, it would make sense that “The Sword” wins. I wish that any bareback companies, actors, blogs ARE ALL ELIMINATED.

  4. Love how you kept the misspelling..HAHAH. Good Luck TheSword!! And everybody else…It’s an honor to be nominated with all you noble bloggers out there!

    At least they spelled it right when it came to the Best Personality nomination…

    Best Personality? I love it!! Still bugging out that I got nominated with all those other heavy hitters!! Damn!!

    Anyway off to LA to party my ass off!!

    1. awww – Thanks Diesel!! Have fun tonight! you rock, can’t wait to cross paths with you again soon – always a great time!!! hugs… mr. Pam

  5. Mike Matters has done nothing but a solo jack-off and a couple solo print layouts, so of course is a shoo-in for Gay Pornstar of the Year. I understand the straight AVN has the same strict criteria for the women (“Ichhh, Don’t touch me!”)

    1. That is exactly what I was thinking!!! This guy is not even a model yet, he is a porn participant! 2 scenes is enough now to get somebody nominated for best porn star Really? Just ’cause he is straight and packs muscles? L.A.M.E

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