When the lovemaking finishes, “Preston” makes an irate phone call, and all we’re left with is a message to come back to see what happens when “Preston introduces Terrance to some important people.” Could it be Karrine Steffans? Because we’re just dying for it to get to the part when some other skank gives the starfucking liar character the idea to ruin the hot basketball player character’s life. That’ll be fun! Then we can go onto the next chapter where he does it with Will Smith.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.