While we’re now able to confirm the William is uncut, sparingly trimmed and pleasantly sized, we’re still waiting for the Kate Middleton sex tape to ascertain whether he’s a grower or a shower. For now, piss fetishists get this early Christmas present.
We first got a hint at William’s package back in January, when he donned a crotch-hugging pilot’s outfit. Now, thanks to Jesus, we have glimpsed the actual, unsheathed dong that may be king.
Finally, we may rest.
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