One of the biggest and most random stories to come out of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics is the beds. We already told you about these new creations last week, but in case you needed a refresher – the beds in this year’s Olympic Village are eco-friendly, made out of cardboard, and have been labeled as “anti-sex” beds.
It was being spread around that the beds couldn’t hold the weight of more than one person, that they would break if they experienced any sudden movements, and were partially made to discourage Olympians from having casual sex with the thousands of other athletes that were staying near them. Well, it turns out that those claims may have all been complete bullshit!
All this week, we’ve been bombarded with videos of various athletes testing out the cardboard beds and it looks like the recyclable bedframes can really take a wallop. Videos and TikToks from international athletic hunks show them casually jumping on the beds by themselves, with fellow Olympians, and even just throwing their entire body weight onto the bed at one time.
From what we can tell in the test videos, the beds seem pretty sturdy and look like they might even be able to take their fair share of athletic fuck sessions during this year’s games. Take a look at a bunch of bed test videos below and be sure to sound off in the comments with the Olympian you’d like to test out a bed with!
Irish gymnast Rhys Mcclenaghan:
“Anti-sex” beds at the Olympics pic.twitter.com/2jnFm6mKcB
— Rhys Mcclenaghan (@McClenaghanRhys) July 18, 2021
British diver Tom Daley:
@tomdaleyTOUR OF THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE! ##olympics ##tokyo2020 ##tokyo ##olympicvillage♬ original sound – Tom Daley
American volleyball player Erik Shoji & teammate Taylor Averill:
@theliberoReply to @hesitantlocal beds are Taylor thief in the night approved #olympics #tokyo2020 #tokyo2021 @taylorsander3♬ original sound – Erik Shoji
Argentine basketball player Francisco Caffaro & teammate Luis Scola:
@caffarofTrying the Olympic cardboard beds with 480 pounds ✅ #olympics #olympics2020 #olympics2021 #tokyo #tokyo2020 #tokyo2021 #argentina #arg #basketball♬ Ball If I Want To – DaBaby
American Boxer Angel Martinez:
@angel.doradoPara los que tenían dudas de las camas … #olympics #tokyo #tokyp2021 #villa #Camas #swimming #intothethickofit #athlete♬ Into The Thick Of It! – The Backyardigans
New Zealand:
@thenzteam😂 what cardboard beds? #olympics #olympians #rowers #cardboard #fyp♬ original sound – TRAP 🤑😻
Maybe they should concentrate on their jobs instead of this stupidity. No wonder why the U.S. is sucking so bad this Olympics.
Yeah, because heaven forbid they should have any fun. And btw, just how much time during your workday are you on the internet or social media?
Team R.O.C. deal with it whiny americans
Wow… who knew having the most medals out of any country and having the third most gold medals was sucking? Speaking of sucking, you should do more of that and less talking.
Team R.O.C. deal with it whiny americans
Says the fat fuck who couldn’t do a push up if his life depended on it. Pro-tip… its not their job. Pro-tip 2… This was not just American Athletes. Do the world a favor and just swallow the barrel of a hand-gun and pull the trigger. Until then, sit down and shut the fuck up.
So much for antisex beds.
Give it time and one of those idiots will set one of them on fire and poof, there goes the village, people!!!
Hey look everybody! The troll with a limitless supply of fake names is here now!