The San Francisco Municipal Transportation crash, which made national headlines yesterday, is the second of its kind in under a month, probably because everyone in this city drives like an asshole.

The driver of the street car that collided with Ward’s SUV near the Castro was reportedly distracted by a conversation he was having with a passenger. Six people were injured. Here’s how Chris Ward described it to GayPornTimes (replete with “rear-ended” pun):

It was like a aluminum can being squished. Amazingly, we were not seriously hurt, but the car is toast! It was a very exciting — and disturbing — drive home, one which I hope never to repeat. It does mean, of course, that I will have to make a movie titled Rear Ended!’”

Or: “Reamed and Double-Teamed by Two Streetcars Named Desire.” We’re glad you’re okay, Chri. After all, Anton Harri’s ass isn’t going to molest itself!

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