Not as absurd as Jizzy McBone, but still.
Bridge? And not just Bridge, which is his first name, but Layne, which is his last name? So, Bridge Layne. Come on, you guys.
He is a QT and I would gay marry him for sure, but is it too late to change his name to something else like maybe John or Rick or Steve? (And what is going on with the giant nicotine patch/bandage?)