Hot Or Not: Getting A Crown Tattooed Above Your Cock

Here is a fun way to let people know that your cock is the king (or queen?) of cocks: Get a tattoo of a crown right above your cock, so that it looks like your cock is literally wearing a crown.

Has Next Door Male’s Alexander Gustavo overestimated just how impressive his cock really is?
What would you think if you were sucking someone’s cock, looked up, and saw a crown tattoo?
When Alexander Gustavo went to the tattoo parlor, what did the tattoo artist say after Alexander Gustavo said, “Hi, I’d like to get a tattoo so that it looks like my cock is wearing a crown”?
Are cock crown tattoos hot or not?

[NextDoorMale: Alexander Gustavo]

 

25 thoughts on “Hot Or Not: Getting A Crown Tattooed Above Your Cock”

  1. I like the one on his rib… not so much about the crown. I’ve heard that a crown tattoo is actually a prison code for ‘cell block bitch’…

  2. In a few days, the Netherlands will have a king for the first time in decades. That’s what I call a crown-wearing dick!

  3. The placement is odd, but more importantly it’s a horrible tattoo. It looks like a 5th grader drew it.
    He’s right purdy tho.

  4. Can’t believe you failed to mention his dick piercing!

    I don’t understand the reasoning behind straight people getting shit like PAs and stuff like that. I can see why gay guys get it done, and I have nothing against it. Some of it looks pretty hot. But it is just weird for straight guys to spend a little extra time decorating their dicks with jewelry.

  5. This whole porn star tattoo thing is just a big industry joke, right? These people don’t really walk around in their everyday lives with such stupid tattoos, right? They just get stupid shit painted onto themselves for the films, yeah? Like how kids get their faces painted in tiger stripes and crap at carnivals?

    1. unfortunately, they all get their own tattoo’s. People dont think what they are going to look like at 50 or 60 years old…But, maybe they dont think they are going to get that old….Just a thought

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