Let Me Introduce You To The Hottest Person In The Entire World

This is Mason. His name is all I know, and that’s all that matters.

OK, long story short, I came across a press release announcing a new exclusive model named Blake on amateur site AustinZane.com, so I went to the site to look for Blake but instead became hypnotized by this model, Mason. Mason! My new God, Mason. There’s something *almost* ridiculously average about him that makes him the hottest person I’ve EVER seen (this week) and I don’t know why! Not average in a bad or boring way, but average in a way like he’s one of the bros I would see every day growing up in Orange County who I could NEVER have because he was totally straight but, OMG, look at what he’s doing now…turns out he was gay all along! Or, at least gay for pay all along. But aren’t we all? Who can say? I can’t. And who cares, really.

Mason, call me.

Everyone else, click here for his movies.

[AustinZane: Mason]

 

11 thoughts on “Let Me Introduce You To The Hottest Person In The Entire World”

  1. he was on scm too, lots of his stuff, I think he bottomed. You should do a story about what happened to that site, I saw in some forums that it was a big cluster fuck with the owner.

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