How To Talk Like A Heterosexual

House of Vader’s David Mason introduces the video thusly:

the trick to doing it is remove ALL JOY or EXCITEMENT and speak with a monotone steady pattern, gays voices go up and down, straight guys have had all the joy sucked out of their life from the female that they are forced to mate with because they like boobs. Imagine feeling trapped and miserable and not being allowed to just be around other guys all day like you want to and THATS IT?!

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I love to do str8 voice with my straight friends they GIGGLE FOREVER
(House of Vader)


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