House of Vader’s David Mason introduces the video thusly:
the trick to doing it is remove ALL JOY or EXCITEMENT and speak with a monotone steady pattern, gays voices go up and down, straight guys have had all the joy sucked out of their life from the female that they are forced to mate with because they like boobs. Imagine feeling trapped and miserable and not being allowed to just be around other guys all day like you want to and THATS IT?!
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I love to do str8 voice with my straight friends they GIGGLE FOREVER (House of Vader)
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.