for you to take a look at our roundup of the shameless boys who stripped for us this week.
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Carson Kressley, proving he practices what he screeches, took it all off on the beaches of Sydney, Australia during Mardi Gras this past weekend, donning a pink speedo with the word “RICH” embroidered on the ass and a pair of aviator sunglasses that look like they came from Forever 21. The Queer Eye minstrel, now host of the Lifetime network’s How To Look Good Naked (in which he teaches women to have self-esteem and flaunt their less-than-perfect bodies) had no problem showing off his lackluster physique for the cameras while chatting on his cell phone, probably because he’s made himself filthy rich by being the most obnoxious gay TV-personality ever and he’s sticking to what he knows. We can’t say we blame him, but we can definitely shame him.
Prince Harry, having evaded the press thus far spending ten unknown weeks in Afghanistan fighting the Taliban, was pulled from his tour of duty this week after being exposed to the masses, for fear of his safety. Arriving in England, Harry exclaimed that he was “fucking pissed off” about being outed, before shirtless photos of Harry engaging in a game of football with his tour mates surfaced on the internet to the delight of squealing pervs everywhere.
American Idol-contestant David Hernandez was outed as a gay stripper this past week, which Idol reacted to by expressing their disinterest and willingness to allow him to continue performing. After a rousing rendition of “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now”, judge Simon Cowell remarked “I like the way you stripped it down” prompting jeers from earnest online reality-TV watchdogs, and Hernandez finally tried to put the scandal behind him last night by distracting everyone with a grotesque anecdote about picking boogers out of his nose. …And all we got is this lousy shirtless photo take with two NYC drag queens:
In other news regarding American Idol‘s continued insistence on haunting us in our daily lives whether we watch the show or not, past contestant and pop cultural punchline Sanjaya Malakar is apparently peddling shirtless photos of himself around the internet for attention, ostensibly to boost his Google-search popularity before the debut of his upcoming reality show. In case you’re wondering, the photos look kinda like this:
This is technically from last week, but here we have Uncle Joey himself, John Stamos, a few years and a couple pounds past his prime, showing off his (slightly diseased looking) outtie belly button. (photo c/o Just Jared)
All of these shirtless photos may be well and good and/or really bad, but the winner of this week’s shirtless moobs-off remains Michael Musto, whose rendition of Lindsay as Marilyn had us in stitches, if not trying to keep our lunches down.
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