I Am Going To Replace Riley Price In The JizzOrgy.com Gangbang Orgy He Pulled Out Of At The Last Minute

Gay porn star Riley Price let everyone down when he canceled on what was to be his farewell performance as a gangbang bottom for JizzOrgy.com, and while Riley Price may be the best powerbottom in all of gay porn and would have shaken the industry to its core as an explosive gangbang bottom, there is someone even more explosive to fill his shoes: Me. I am going to replace Riley Price in the JizzOrgy.com gangbang orgy he pulled out of at the last minute.

Even though I’ve only been a blogger up until now, I know what it takes to make it in gay porn. I’ve riden this crazy wave of blogging and had my ups and downs, but in the end it all comes down to the work. It always comes down to the work and what I’ve been able to contribute. I’ve made blogging what it is today and redefined the entire blogosphere from top to bottom, so why not share my expertise and talent in another medium? It’s the least I can do, for the fans.

Perhaps U2’s Bono said it best: I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. And maybe what I’ve been looking for all this time is to perform. Obviously, I don’t commit to something unless I give it 100%, so rest assured: Me replacing Riley Price will be the best gay porn replacement in the history of gay porn.

I’m doing it for you, of course, my fans and followers. Everything I do is for you. Just like Britney. What would she be without her fans? Nothing. I am the Britney Spears of gangbang bottoms. Just wait, you’ll see. And what do I see? I see award nominations. At least 10 of them. I don’t want to overshoot it, but I also see award wins. Multiple wins, in fact. Sorry, but you can’t deny how game-changing my performance will be, once I film it. Much like the infectious beats of the Stuart Price remix of Britney’s “Toxic,” my turn as a gangbang powerbottom will go down as the performance of the year.

Last night I was watching the #1 actress of all time, Jennifer Aniston, in her 2004 hit Along Came Polly, and it occurred to me that I’m just like her. After her success on Friends, she could have done anything. Retired, gone into community service work, or even just stuck with endorsing water, but instead she decided to become the mainstream movie star that she is. Like Jen, I could’ve just stayed a blogger forever or disappeared into the background, but instead I’m raising the stakes. I’m giving back to the fans. I’m replacing Riley Price in the JizzOrgy.com gangbang orgy that he pulled out of at the last minute, and it will be the gangbang powerbottom performance of the year. Look for it on JizzOrgy.com in the coming weeks, after I’ve filmed it.

You’re welcome, everyone.

 

 

17 thoughts on “I Am Going To Replace Riley Price In The JizzOrgy.com Gangbang Orgy He Pulled Out Of At The Last Minute”

  1. i just stumbled upon this site and… wow. so funny. zach you are hilarious! the assholes in the comments section gotta go though.

  2. He’s done great work. Nobody can take that away from him.
    I think – at this time – he’s made the right decision.

    1. Riley price he want to get out of p*** cuz he was tired of it he wants to have a personal life and you should have it will you have sex with somebody is very special good luck to you don’t listen to what these people say about you do what you got to do

  3. Go Zach, work that ass baby.

    P.S. I will vote for you in everything and give glowing comments everywhere, such service to porn deserves nothing less than batshit crazy fanaticism.

  4. Can we stop using the term ‘powerbottom”, it’s fucking stupid. He’s not a super hero, and slut takes up way less space.

  5. LOL Riley’s gonna scratch your eyes out! No one gets in the way of him receiving awards! In his mind anyway…

    LMAO funny post

  6. the industry has been dealt another hard blow with the breakdown of Riley Price who which seems to have had a nervous breakdown. Price which is know for being in everyone’s business, pounding shots, coming home at 5am from a orgy and crying about awards has taken things just to far.

    Riley who begged for that limelight of many cocks to enter is less then tight mangina will have to continue to wait. He has blown and burned that bridge with Men.Com who took the chance on this gingerland wonder. It true director fashion NaughtyLaura says “Go Fuck Yourself” to Price and its the industry and public who echo that statement.

    Price has always had major meltdowns in public but this is enough. I for one will never want to see this kid again or even look at his “why me” blog.

  7. Shouldn’t the bottom in a gangbang orgy be hot, sexy, or at least somewhat attractive? Maybe even appealing?

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