Flint is hot with a thick tight body. Also, he broke his penis. Don’t worry Flint — there are a bunch of Jamaicans out there who feel your pain. The full story can be found on his website. Here’s an exceprt:
After they took my blood pressure I had to go back to the waiting room with all of the flu patients. This is my dick we are talking about… my manhood, if you have the flu you can suck it up for now. Go home let me get in and see that doctor. My dick is on the line. After a two and a half hour wait, I am in a room getting strapped up with wires with someone is finally looking at my god awful penis.
See the pics below? Somewhere, a cast fetishist is masturbating.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.