Flint is hot with a thick tight body. Also, he broke his penis. Don’t worry Flint — there are a bunch of Jamaicans out there who feel your pain. The full story can be found on his website. Here’s an exceprt:
After they took my blood pressure I had to go back to the waiting room with all of the flu patients. This is my dick we are talking about… my manhood, if you have the flu you can suck it up for now. Go home let me get in and see that doctor. My dick is on the line. After a two and a half hour wait, I am in a room getting strapped up with wires with someone is finally looking at my god awful penis.
See the pics below? Somewhere, a cast fetishist is masturbating.
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