Hey everyone! Today I’m happy to bring you my review of a new scene on ActiveDuty.com, starring hunky Marines Guy and Tanner. Guy is the one on the left with the tattoos who made all the french fries covered in snow, but I couldn’t get them out of the gondola in time!
There we were, rowing and rowing and rowing, trying to make it back to Dink Flamingo’s house to watch Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem at Sea World. Can’t believe she did pot!! So did I though, and everyone’s gonna find out when I set the clock to say 3:30 p.m. I’m falling, and Tanner’s cock is soft. Why so many soft cocks? Soft cocks, socks cocks. Grey socks, black socks, white socks. Cocks are like socks, and balls are shoes.
A coloring book with porcupines and Whitney Houston, who is helping me draw. She hands me the crayons and says, “Show me the money!!!” I am filling in the coloring book with the colors she gives me, but all the crayons are leaking horse’s acid, and I’m eating the acid and the crayons, and I hate doing acid crayons. Whitney and me, on acid, decide to ride the horse who gave us the acid crayons.
Tanner and Guy stay in the same position and fuck on the bed, but it’s almost 3:30 p.m. and how many rooms can there be here? In one room is the clock (I will set it for 3:30 p.m. if it’s on the Indian reservation time with my granddaughter who died), and in the other room is the snow capped mountains. Now the horse, Whitney, me, my granddaughter’s ghost, and Dink Flamingo missed the train to Sea World. No one will forgive me as the train’s wings cry. Whitney and Dink, screaming at me to “keep it cute or put it on mute, fuckface blogger,” so I take them to Red Lobster.
Dink Flamingo and Whitney Houston and me have Shrimp Fest at Red Lobster, which is Olive Garden. Guy ejaculates on Tanner’s chest in the middle of the restaurant, but you can’t cum inside of a fax machine when there isn’t any water! No one knows which booth she’s hiding in, but I will find my granddaughter. Tanner cums on Whitney Houston’s grave and has unlimited soup and salad, the end.