Former straight porn star Rocco Reed’s first gay porn performance is finally out, and he’s not really doing anything. I just started watching it and he’s not really moving and—look! I left my teeth inside the microwave, next to the ocean.
Fine! Be walking through the walls of pennies, to Tampa and then by train to Holland. But I need to finish watching this scene. Rocco Reed does not speak or grunt because Rocco Reed has taken a vow of silence. He is a male nun.
Tommy Defendi’s moans are on overdrive in this scene (he must have known he had my cousins over for champagne brunch and that’s when we told them about us getting divorced in the Dominican Republic, but he kept moaning to keep making noises like gummi bears if they couldn’t scream—or like those rolls of carpets are going to fall from the top shelf in the warehouse where I work part time—to break up the awkward silence from Rocco), but not even my Tommy can keep me awake. I’m so embarrassed I’m naked and my hands are trees.
Rocco Reed is the Leo Giamani of tops, only not as hot as a Leo Ferrari and on top of everything else I can’t catch my cat! I don’t even have a cat? I have a cat now. And there she goes over the nuclear fallout zone, with Rocco Reed, running away. Cooking veal, marbles, and that elevator shaft you’re falling through in one Crock Pot, but you can’t eat marbles! And you can’t fit the elevator shaft inside of the Crock Pot unless you unplug it first. That’s why I don’t have teeth.
I’m late for class.
[Men.com: Str8 To Gay: Rocco Reed & Tommy Defendi]
fuck me rocco
Zach: You seem to fall asleep a lot. Mabye a physical check up is in order.
LAME!!!!!
Not the best scene, but it’s his first gay scene so i’m sure it’ll get better. Rocco seemed to be stay hard and not close his eyes and zone out like some models do. Bo Dean always closed his eyes and went to his “Special Place” and I think if he had more to work with then Rocco would have done so much better. Even, when he was sitting and Tommy was doing riding him he was still thrusting his hips and fucking him. I’m a Rocco fan so I will be looking forward to his next one.
They signed him to an exclusive contract and this is what they got in return? After all the hype he got this was the end product that Rocco and Laura put out? I didn’t think it was fair that Laura got the blame for a lot of lackluster porn that Men.com was putting out, since a lot of gay males are shooting porn that is either equally shitty or worse then what Men.com was shooting, but this was just bad. The talent shoulders a lot of the blame, but director does as well.
Tsk! I subscribed men and it was the biggest mistake of my life. And even, let’s say, I would swallow car acid battery as we speak, it would still be the biggest mistake of my life. xD Can you say: Rip-off? And what exactly do str8 men (or women for that matter) know about gay men sex? You may be turned on by two cute guys touching each other’s penis with disdain, but personnaly dear, I need more than that. I want to see them actually ENJOY it. Gay porn is getting into ”male-models-only-explicit-depiction-of-sexual-intercourse”. And that is what it should be branded because that’s what it has mostly turned into with the big studios. Let gay porn be gay porn.
Funny how a guy who was considered one of the best straight porn stars turned out to be one of the worst gay porn stars. That scene was absolutely pathetic.
Give him a chance, I’m sure he will do better next time !! I would have been nervous too if I was him
If i didn’t seen movement..i would of thought they were both asleep :-)
..*see*
Wow, that was terrible, but I expected as much. Why would you expect a gay porn scene between two straight men to be exciting? And I honestly don’t get the Tommy Defendi appeal. Does one automatically become famous in gay porn by being gay4pay and having a girlfriend, is that how it works now?
Definition of: Oh fuck it, it’ll do, the self loathing fags will watch anything with a straight guy in it, we don’t even have to bother to try anymore.
You are so right. But fortunately, natural selection take its course, they do scenes that look bad with half hard-ons, and those gay4pay who aren’t trying end up desperately jobless like Sebastian Young *mean-LOL*.
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They should have made him the bottom and take a good pounding maybe that would have put some life in him. xD
I just watched the full scene. This has to be one of- if not THE worst scene of 2012.
It really was terrible.
Hopefully, in the next one (if there actually is a next one) someone will just bend Rocco over, fuck him, cum in his mouth and walk away.
Rocco Reed has a boring look, no body and no tempo. This scene overall just looks BAD. Eeek!
eh.
Rocco’s tie flip at the beginning of the scene is so fetch !! He’s definitely gay !
If it wasn’t for the actual anal intercourse I would say that you know who from NDS does more….
It is the worst scene I have watched from Men.Com.
Zombieland
“Rocco Reed is the Leo Giamani of tops…” That was way harsh, Zach!
Really, at least Leo Giamini was handsome! xD
Tommy is so gross, I wouldn’t be excited fucking him too.
That’s so true. Don’t see the appeal of Tommy D. at all. He looks like he’d smell. Rocco is at least cute. But yes, very boring scene. I’m more looking forward to Rocco bottoming. Hopefully his other partners will be hotter. And Leo G. may have been a boring performer, but he had a nice….everything. Very nice to look at.
Tommy is not gross you fucking asshole…shut up.
Wow. That’s just…wow. That a person would even take the time to type that as a reply is just…wow.
Some trenchant analysis, right there. Simply invaluable commentary.
And so is a sarcastic comment with no content.
Tommy’s hot, versatile, reciprocates, and can keep an erection. By that alone, he’s lightyears ahead of other actors.
And really.. ‘gross’. Come on now Regina George, be nice.
honest question: why do you think he’s gross?
He looks like a homeless, he needs to eat and exercise more and shave some hair.
He portrays the bad boy look some of us actually like. Not all of us like str8 muscly Jersey Shore coke-snorting douchebags with no hair playing gays for a penny (which make them total whores in comparison to a real gay guy who really ”deserves” the job) yet despising their fans by not doing basic stuff like the following: Sucking a dick, kissing your partner, getting fucked once in a while.
Now on the matter of body pilosity, it is a matter of taste. Some like scruff and some don’t. If your chest is hairless it’s ok, but if you absolutely feel the need to eliminate every hair from the surface of one’s body, i’m sorry but your beauty standards are somewhat ”girlish” because that’s exactly what girls do. As I say, matter of taste.
On the gay4pay matter, I think GAY studios should hire GAY people instead. Give me Colby Keller fucking Tommy and then I’ll gladly be watching. Rocco just looks drop dead stone-cold. And they pay him and make all the fuss about him doing gay? Pu-lease.