Hey guys, Topher DiMaggio here. You’ll never guess what happened to me today.
I’m not usually one to spend money on things I don’t need, but when I came upon this auction outside this storage unit in the middle of nowhere, I felt compelled to start bidding.
There were all these bros there, and I got into a fierce bidding war with this one bro who had a shoulder length bob haircut. My hair is so much fiercer than his.
To be honest, all these guys looked really weird and out of place. Like, what the hell were they doing outside this storage unit bidding on this old wooden crate? Who bids on crates? And what is this girl and this guy in the hat doing there? They weren’t even bidding, but were just sort of standing around. What am I even doing there?
I ended up winning the crate for $450, but as soon as I paid the guy I remembered that I was supposed to be saving that money to have my eyebrow dermabrasion and a pulse light eyebrow rejuvenation transplant next week. #ugh
Now I’m totally fucked and my eyebrows are going to look so stupid and ugly. Plus, I have this huge crate I just bought and I have no idea what I’m supposed to do with it.
Luckily, I opened the crate and found this naked twink inside who sucked my dick and then let me fuck him, so the day wasn’t a total waste. If anyone wants to help me recoup the money I lost for my eyebrow surgeries, email me and I’ll send you my PayPal address. Meanwhile, here I am fucking this twink Tyler Sweet. And if you’re going to leave a comment, PLEASE don’t say anything rude about my eyebrows, haters. I know they look retarded, you don’t need to remind me!
[DrillMyHole: Topher DiMaggio Fucks Tyler Sweet]
hahahaha :) Okay..THIS was a good creative story…whoever thought of it, way to go!
What if the fat asian lady won the auction? would the twink of fucked her?
who gives a shit about his eyebrows. hes so hot. i wanna marry him
God, that’s weird. Topher’s body is looking absurdly fine, though.
possible the most handsome guy in the ay orn bizz, just luv’m, and he can kiss BUT, he should also bottom, his delightful tush is made for it
Is that other bidder Garrett Michaels ???
Topher, did you see that movie ‘The Possession’ ? Well, after that little girl bought that box at the yard sale and opened it ?? It didn’t end well. Just sayin’.
If that twink stabs your hand with a fork or his head does a 360 degree spin …. get the hell out (but record it first …. could be an interesting porn movie plot !!) Good Luck.
Who writes these crazy stories?