Hey gay world, Marcus Taint here with another installment of Things You Will Comment on but not Read.
This week I had a kiki with a few of our favorite (and not-so-beloved) gay porn stars and I asked them to dish the dirt on what it’s like shooting with some of our other favorite (and not-so-beloved) gay porn stars. To ensure that the guys would give me the most complete and honest reports, I promised to keep them anonymous.
As you can see, I gave them all fake names, but not even I could embellish on these completely one hundred percent truthful accounts.
So without further ado, let’s see what our Anonymous Gay Porn Stars said about what it was like filming with other well-known gay porn stars.
[Note: All comments are written sic erat scriptum.]
—Benjamy Cumhole, on shooting with Rod Daily: Rod Daily’s cock is so thin I didn’t feel it; I was like, “Is it in?” I thought someone was fucking me with a coffee stirrer. That being said, while it didn’t feel good, it didn’t hurt. He also likes to fool around on set, and that killed my boner, but to anyone who thinks Rod is straight—HAHA. He’s DEFINITELY not.
—Landon BMW, on shooting with Adam Wirthmore: Adam’s nickname is Adam Shitmore for a reason: because inevitably he ends up shitting on every one of his scene partners.
—Dustin Buffalo, on shooting with Zane Michaels: I fooled around with Zane the night before shooting with him, and honestly I had more fun the night before. Maybe because he was drunk. He’s still a good bottom. He didn’t even need Viagra or anything during the scene. He gets hard instantly and stays hard. He can’t really take a dick well. But I think he likes dick more than vagina anyways.
—Benjamy Cumhole (again), on shooting with Cody Cummings: Cody is a desperate old bag. He is a horrible performer. On set he tries to micromanage everything and he’s such a diva. I used to think Cody was hot, and then I met him in person. Plus, we didn’t fuck. It was entirely fake.
—Marko Polio, on shooting with Parker Perry: Parkers fucking hot. He can take a dck as well as give it he really likes it I can tell lol
—Thundercock, on shooting with Seth Knight: [Editor’s note: Thundercock wasn’t able to give an official statement on his sexual experiences with Knight as he couldn’t stop barfing when I asked.]
—Benjamy Cumhole (again), on shooting with Tyler Torro: I would rather fuck myself with a blender bottle than shoot with Torro again. He’s an awful performer! He doesn’t kiss, suck dick, eat ass, or show ANY interest at all. It feels great when he fucks you, though; he rams your pelvis as hard as he can. I thought he was really into fucking guys the first time I shot with him, and then I realized he only fucks that hard to keep the viewers from noticing that he isn’t hard at all. You pretty much have to be a spaghetti dick to work at that studio.
—Dillon Malarkey, on shooting with Christian Wilde: No, I don’t think Crhistian is straight and I know because when I shot with him he fucked me so hard my brain hurt. Not only that he really likes sucking dick, and we made out a lot behind the scenes so he could stay hard. He was a great guy to work with. I’d shoot with him again everyday of my life if I could haha.
And there you have it! Sorry if I ruined anyone’s fantasies. (I’m not sorry.)