The 33-year-old gay man insists that he was only "partying" with his "longtime friend" the tranny prostitute, and most certainly not paying her for sex, when the brothel caught on fire early in the morning. The man fled to the balcony but demured when he saw the crowd of firefighters, TV crews, photographers and onlookers gaping at his grundle from the street below.
He complied with firefighters only when they allowed him to cover his face during the rescue, and he escaped without harm. "I’m gay, but my family doesn’t know about me, so I had to cover my face," the man said. "I hope my family can’t tell who I am from my bottom."
Three things, naked man: glad you’re alive; it’s okay to fuck a tranny; and nice ass.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.