Next Door Studios: So, what are your attractions…what gets you goin’?
Lance Alexander: I’m not sure.
Lance: I have a weird fetish; I like armpits. I like shaved armpits…pretty nice.
NDS: Nice. When did that come about? You’re just like…just one day—
Lance: It was like sixth grade. I saw this girl’s armpit, but it was weird cause it was hairy, and like, I was like, eww, that’s weird. But then like, I just started liking regular, like, shaved girl armpits, you know?
NDS: Nice, nice, yeah.
NDS: That’s rad. So I guess, uhh, beside the armpit, what part of the body do you like the most on a man and/or female?
Lance: I don’t know. Since, like, I’m a guy, I like to look at my own body a lot…so I’d probably say triceps and abs.
Lance Alexander, everybody!
For the record, I need to confess that I have an EXTREMELY weird crush on Lance Alexander. His VOICE, for one, is the best, most seductive and DEEP voice in gay porn. (Sorry, Dale Cooper. You’re a close second.) Also, his huge nose, his huge body, and his huge DICK. Lance Alexander and I have NOTHING in common! He likes women, I like men. He gets paid to have sex with people, I would pay him to have sex with me. The list goes on, but if he ever turns gay, I think we would be perfect for each other.
Until then, here’s Lance Alexander doing oral “for the first time” (he’s since been fucked) with Alex Waters on Dylan Lucas.
[Dylan Lucas: Lance Alexander & Alex Waters]