“I was recently asked to test drive some FleshJack toys for Cybersocket…”

…in honor of my becoming Fleshjack’s newest BelAmi exclusive model to have several toys molded in my likeness. Being a porn star is tough work, I know!  But let’s get right down to it…

That’s Mick Lovell, or someone pretending to be Mick Lovell, writing a guest column in, oh God, Cybersocket!

Having worked for magazines before, particularly adult magazines, I can tell you that 90% of these “guest columns” you read (or used to read, since there aren’t really any adult magazines left) are completely fabricated for the purposes of “fantasy” and entertainment, even if the initial intention is to publish something truthful. For example, when I worked at Unzipped, we sent out a “Blake Riley Ass” to a gay porn star for him to “use” and write a review of. A month later, he wrote back a one-sentence email that read, and I’m paraphrasing, “LOL it was hot,” which one of our editors subsequently turned into a 500-word review. (The porn star got to keep the Blake Riley Ass, LOL.)

Now, I’m not saying that this is necessarily the case here. But, knowing what you know about Fleshjack, Cybersocket, and Mick Lovell, who do you really think wrote this?

The first toy I auditioned was the Flight Fleshjack. The initial thing I noticed was the sleek, black exterior which made it seem discreet and aerodynamic. As I began to work myself up and started fucking it, I didn’t notice a difference until I really got going. Then I felt a more intense tugging and tightening on my dick. I think it was because of the crystal texture, but it creates a more intense feeling than the regular Fleshjack. My only complaint was that it almost seemed like my dick was too big for the Flight when I was really turned on – but then again, I’m not your “average” customer I guess!

Next I got to pick one of the Fleshjacks molded on a Bel Ami exclusive. Since I’ve yet to fuck Kris Evans in the ass, I decided to see what it would be like! It’s a crazy idea to think that you’re fucking an exact replica of someone’s ass who you know. It didn’t take away one bit from how good it felt, though!  Kris rarely bottoms, so maybe that’s why they made his Fleshjack so tight? It felt like I was fucking a virgin ass for the first time.

There’s more, all positive and all very specific, in the full review.

 

6 thoughts on ““I was recently asked to test drive some FleshJack toys for Cybersocket…””

  1. i have a fleshjack toy and it’s ok. i was more excited when I got my RealTouch device though. The first time I used that, I was literally in Heaven.

    However one of the issues I kept having is the driver software flaking out on my computer. I’m not kidding. Picture it..you’re sitting there naked with your *ahem* in a device that has electrical power and when you start it, the computer freezes or reboots. So you sit there waiting for the system to restart, al the while lube is dripping out and you’re feeling stupid. Then the Windows logo screen comes up and you hear the cheerful Windows chime. You quickly type in your password (your erection slowly going down) and the system stops and says Windows has to do a disk check because it improperly shut down. So you sit and wait watching it scan the disk and fix the errors. By this time, your dick is completely limp and Windows comes up again for you to log in. You sit and think, “Okay..I’m all set now” and you log in and the system starts. But wait…the sound driver has become disabled for some reason. You search around the Windows control panel and it says it can’t FIND your sound device which you heard only 15 minutes ago so you think WTF?!? Then you decide this isn’t worth the trouble and go out to the bar and get drunk instead.

  2. Sounds to me like Mick is “acting out” to get back at you for the whole “I’m straight/no now I’m gay for Duncan Black” kerfuffle and I don’t blame him one bit. It’s always a shame when celebrity couples lash out at each other in public like this but it’s also damned entertaining!

  3. i always wanted one of these but feel really weird ordering a sex toy ;-0( anyone of ou guys ever tryone of these?

    1. They are fucking amazing! A little cold at first but they feel incredible. They are a major bitch to keep clean, only use water based lube. It’s really fun to put it between your box spring and mattress, then fuck it. Double fucking it with a friend is mind blowing. Get a clear one.

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