“I wish that most people could be as comfortable with their moms as I am”

Uhhhhhhh…

Below is a video of Chris Crocker dancing naked with his mother, which he filmed (sideways) and posted to his Tumblr today with the caption, “I wish that most people could be as comfortable with their moms as I am.” Well, shit. Maybe I’m uptight and this is just some fun mother-son bonding, but I’m sort of uncomfortable.

That said, anyone else planning on getting some attention for doing something “weird” on the internet can just stop forever, because this wins.

Here’s the video, for which the word awwwwkwaaaard was invented:

40 thoughts on ““I wish that most people could be as comfortable with their moms as I am””

  1. He’s sporting a semi! And she clearly has the body language of a woman who is sexually aroused. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve been having sex, at her insistence, for quite some time. It’s a well-known fact that mothers sexually desire their sons. Some of them even make the fantasy into a reality, as is apparently the case here.

    1. Yeah, ditto. And what’s with her saying, “I got my pants on just in time” at the end of the video? What were they doing before he pulled out the camera. If she ain’t hot for sonny boy, she’s just waiting for one of his hot buddies to drop trou, too, when she’s around. Then, look out! Cause Momma’s gettin’ her freak on, boyz!

    1. How true! An’ his Momma just keeps on starin’ at it thinkin’, “His Daddy was soooo damn big. I just don’t understan’ it.”

  2. He’s truly a mentally ill person. So do you think he ‘ll die from suicide, overdose or an accidental car crash? It certainly won’t be of old age. Its also sad then we’re entertained watching the wreck as it happens.

  3. I think there’s a gentle sweetness here that kind of takes the uncomfortable out of it (for me, anyway). Clearly, it looks as though his Mom had him young, and they seem closer in age than many, which probably explains the “more like friends than parent/child” vibe. I also think there’s some class assumptions at work here – I wouldn’t say “white trash”, but maybe “working class” and it may be a kind of bond others don’t entirely get (I’m a nice uptight preppy upper middle class weboy, myself), but I’ve known enough gay guys with parents where this kind of relationship makes more sense than not. It’s not the relationship I have with my Mom… but then again, I live in her house and we’re really very good friends and can talk about just about anything. Just as I have a hard time understanding how any parent could reject their gay kids, I think some people without the closeness may see something weirder or more disturbing than it really is. It’s odd, maybe, but I kinda get it and I kinda see that it’s rather sweet. Even if in the back of my mind I’d say Mom maybe wants to set some more firm boundaries.

    1. There are no assumptions here. He’s white trash. Maybe he grew up breastfeeding until he was ten. Maybe he grew up under power lines. I don’t know what it is. At 24 years old it’s pretty clear that this guy has some developmental issues to be acting like this around his mother. We’ve seen enough of this guy to make this conclusion.

  4. There’s something really wrong going on there. And I’m not saying that in a “ha ha this is weird and funny, let’s joke about it” kind of way. I mean there’s really something grossly wrong going on there. She was spanking him. And he was “presenting” himself in front of her sexually (bending over, lifting his leg up, etc). It screams to me some kind of sexual abuse in the past. Very disturbing to see.

  5. ChristopherJohns

    More proof that Logo needs to do a “reality” TV series with him. Maybe a dating freakshow series a la Flava Flav/Brett Michaels and call it “Crocker Of Love.”

    1. I always wondered why there aren’t any gay dating shows like that, but then I realized there’s no stopping the contestants from fucking each other lol

      I mean what is the point of trying to win one guy’s heart when you’re in a house full of hot guys already?

  6. I thought she moved past the Britney phase? What’s with the teeny girl posters on the walls?

    And, he’s got to be in the running for having the tiniest cock in porn.

    1. Actually, his cock is pretty damn impressive. He’s a grower, not a shower. I’d rather my boyfriends junk be all small and tucked up and cute rather than hanging like a disgusting dead, limp thing between his legs.

  7. I try to keep an open mind about everything (and I’ve seen some pretty twisted shit) but I am having a hard time making sense of this clip. Zach… will you please come hold me and tell me everything is gonna be ok?

  8. I don’t see what the problem is, your mother saw what was between your legs before you even knew what it was. I’m quite sure with all the naked pics floating around the net, and Chris being somewhat famous, his mom has seen something much more sexually suggestive. People get your filthy minds out of the gutter, I’m a twenty-eight year old man with two other siblings, and we still get’s big bear hugs and kisses on the lips from our parents. The good news is he as I are very lucky to have parents who are in your corner and stand behind you no matter what foolishness we get ourselves into!

    1. There’s a difference between hugging and kissing your family and jumping up and down naked in front of your mother wiggling your cock and ass and dancing around like it’s normal. If you’re 4 years old and goofing off, so be it. You’re not expected to know better at that age and it’s accepted. Chris however isn’t a kid anymore. He’s 24 and this behaviour is just too damn weird. There are some things you should keep to yourself as an adult and this is one of them.

      The fact that they as a family behave in this manner might account for Chris’s continual inability to censor/edit his thoughts and behaviour. He has always struck me as someone who doesn’t really think through what they do and just does things without realising the fallout that could happen. The fact that he even went as far as filming this AND posting it online furthers the idea that he just has no concept of how this could be perceived as being way too much for people to handle.

  9. I think by the time you’re old enough to be nude on the internet, your mother should be absolved of having to look at your junk. It’s not as funny as the time you decided to run nude through the sprinkler as a toddler while the pastor was over for lunch.

    1. Do you only get your news from porn Web sites? The economy is shit right now. Millions of people are living with their parents either because they can’t get a job or are not earning enough to live on their own.

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