If Awkward Memorial Day Porn Is Your Thing…

Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought Memorial Day porn was a little…off limits? Christmas porn? Sure, have at it! Thanksgiving porn? Why not? New Year’s porn? Of course! But Memorial Day porn…eh, I dunno. Just seems like you should save that idea for July 4th Porn and call it a day. But here we are…

Which isn’t to say that Men.com’s “Memorial Dick” is egregiously offensive other than taking advantage of the holiday (in fact, if they released this on July 4th, you wouldn’t know any different). And on the plus side, it features beefy hunk Nick Cranston in his Men.com debut. We’ve drooled over him as a hot officer flip fucking with hung Jordan Starr, in his NakedSword debut bottoming for the equally beefy Davin Strong, and in his Falcon debut taking Max Konnor’s big dick.

Here, he plays the hot boyfriend to Cristiano‘s mom (eww, women!)—wearing a cute apron as he grills his big meat for the holiday celebration (Kane Fox is also along for the ride in a non-sex role…boo!). Unable to help himself, Cristiano decides to jack off and fellate an ear of corn to see if Nick responds—and when he drops said vegetable in front of daddy, he’s soon met with a cock in his face. (If you want more corn porn, here ya go!)

Cristiano blows the muscle man right in front of his mom and boyfriend (that apron comes in handy!), which is pretty much what we expected given the studio in play here. Cristiano then bends over and offers up his hole as we get to see Nick as a total top, which we don’t see as much of (and I’m definitely digging). And that hot facial on Cristiano is pretty yummy!

So, does Memorial Day porn seem like a good idea to you?

See the full scene at Men.com!