Look, don’t get me wrong. I’m not averse to Porta Potty porn, as evidenced by that hot-as-fuck Raging Stallion scene we saw a few years ago that had hung bottom Nate Grimes getting fucked by daddy Jack Andy in a pretty large, pretty clean John. It was a hot scene that didn’t try to be silly. I wish I could say the same with this new Men.com scene.
And it’s not even because it revolves around a Porta Potty. In fact, the visual of Jordan Lake with two big dicks stuffed through glory holes on both sides of him—and Theo Brady‘s tongue up his hole underneath the toilet seat (okay, I probably wouldn’t wanna do that in real life, but whatever)—is kinda hot. But why we gotta be so silly about it all, Men.com? Less obnoxious are the first two installment in its “Men’s Room” series, which started with a hot stall threeway with Malik Delgaty, Johnny Donovan and Tony D’Angelo—the latter two returning in Part 2 with Edward Terrant, who utilizes a prank urinal (slightly less dumb than a prank Don’s John).
So in the middle of a random field, twink Jordan (making his Men.com debut as he continues his post-Helix career) thinks it’s normal that a random, completely out-of-place Porta Potty is there. But apparently he actually wants to take a dump, and quickly finds out it’s all a prank by Theo and his buds Leo Louis and Edward—who slide there cocks into the glory holes as Theo sticks his fingers up the toilet seat and into Jordan’s hole (isn’t that a dangerous gamble, Theo!?!).
After the walls come crashing down on poor Jordan, Theo takes him home and fucks him as the potential fourgy becomes a twosome, an odd shift in scenery and tone (but hey, we still get to see Theo’s hot big cock in action, so that’s always a good thing). I wish this was a more serious take on bathroom cruising that stayed as a fourgy, and didn’t include any women (oh yeah, did I mention there was a woman?!). These cocks are too hot to ruin the mood with all of these shenanigans!
See the full scene at Men.com!
How are Men.com still around who wants to see the crap they pot out this used to be a really good site buts just trash now
I used to really enjoy MEN.com and a good storyline, but over the past few years the writing/scripts have become horrible – not sexy or a turn on, just ridiculously silly and corny AF. Definitely a turn off.
That guys hole needs to be seen to by a doctor! As for men.com have they started getting their models from the same place asCockyboys does ………GIRLS R US! Your name is Men.com so start using men instead of girlie twinks with over used holes and bad hairdos!
I know, right? MEN.com’s top 5 models; Malik Delgaty, Diego Sans, Deangelo Jackson, William Seed, and Matthew Camp are such girly twinks. CockyBoys’; Sean Xavier, Daniel Evans, Lane Colten, Gabriel Clark, and Austin Wolf all scream make-up sesh. Pffffft
This has a Crab People writer’s room desperation to the premise. The guys did a great job of executing it.
I’m glad this was made.
It gives us something to point to for posterity to tell them “No, THIS was the low point in porn.”
and the highlight…
Lol
More like MEN.comedy anymore. Skip the silliness and go right to the bedroom
On a side note, Jordan’s hole looks blown out. They could have at least given the boy a bit of Preparation-H to shrink things up before filming at that angle
The first installment “If These Stalls Could Talk” was the best one. Except when Malik broke the stall divider. As for this “porta potty” installment is just plain gross. Seeing how nasty they are and smell. I know this is only a movie but still.