You may remember Tré from when he called for a boycott of American porn, because it’s racist, then admitted to downloading it illegally, not to mention performing in it. And then there was the war he declared against gay-for-pay stars and their awful, self-loathing fans, only to mention in a later post that one of his favorite porn stars is T.J. Cummings, a former gay-for-pay performer.
His latest tirade targets poppers. While sipping on his nightly cup of sex party, Tre found himself conducting an impromptu scientific experiment. He was fucking two guys. One of them had an ass that looked great but felt loosey goosey. The other had an ass that was not as hot but felt tighter and better. The variable in the empirical data? The guy with the hot, loose ass was doing poppers. The guy with the ugly, tight ass was not doing poppers.
Tré concludes that if you use poppers, then he will not fuck your loose hole. Well, he “might tolerate you at a sex party, but never again in private.” You could, like, always try to talk him out of it, but Tré says that it’s “highly unlikely” you’ll succeed. For some reason, though, we think you just might have a shot.
Poppers, Smoppers (Tré’s X-Ray Vision)
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