We’re not sure whether this is even worse than the poor hot British bloke who went to sleep next to a woman and woke up covered in blood with her name stabbily engraved into his shoulder.
The man has not yet been identified, but a local newspaper reports that he got drunk with an ex-girlfriend and passed out next to her. He woke up with a crocheted penis — those things have hooks, by the way — and later told police that he had no idea how it got there. “He and the girlfriend had been drinking and it was there when he woke up,” the County Sheriff said. “It was inserted all the way in.” Doctors were able to successfully remove the adventurous crochet needle.
Is this just the next logical development of fuckbuddy text message embroidery?
Man awakes with crochet needle stuck into his urethra (News Courier)
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Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.