If You Wake Up With A Crochet Needle Shoved Down Your Urethra, You’re Probably Straight

We’re not sure whether this is even worse than the poor hot British bloke who went to sleep next to a woman and woke up covered in blood with her name stabbily engraved into his shoulder.

The man has not yet been identified, but a local newspaper reports that he got drunk with an ex-girlfriend and passed out next to her. He woke up with a crocheted penis — those things have hooks, by the way — and later told police that he had no idea how it got there. “He and the girlfriend had been drinking and it was there when he woke up,” the County Sheriff said. “It was inserted all the way in.” Doctors were able to successfully remove the adventurous crochet needle.

Is this just the next logical development of fuckbuddy text message embroidery?

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Man awakes with crochet needle stuck into his urethra (News Courier)


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