The Advocate sent their profile (penned by Sword dream lover Benoit Denizet-Lewis) to print before all that shit went down in Toronto with Will.i.am. But luckily, Benoit grabbed a couple quotes to add to the online edition. Turns out “faggot” wasn’t the first word to pop into Perez’s mind–a mind which hasn’t, btw, matured since senior year of high school.
“I thought about calling him the n word,” he says over the phone a week after the incident, “but I thought the f word was even worse. I was so filled with hate at that moment because I was hated on so much, and I reacted in the worst way possible. Then I went on to make a bunch of other mistakes… But what’s come out of all of this is that I’ve learned so much about myself, and I’m in a much better place. I’m actually thankful that it happened. As cheesy as it may sound, I had almost a spiritual moment when I just let all of the anger and worry go and am now filled with peace, happiness, and wisdom.”
Riiiight. We’re certain you’re a much better, wiser man for it Perez, and you won’t lash out at anyone else like a cornered gay nerd in the lunchroom, randomly shouting shit back at your perceived bullies when all you’ve become is a backwards-ass bully yourself.
Perez Hilton Would Rather Be a Racist Than Bad for the Gays (Gawker)
The Real Perez Hilton (Advocate)
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