Newly transplanted from his hometown of Montreal to Fort Lauderdale, Ralph seems relatively unfazed by the experience but is nonetheless concerned about his new home nation’s deepening recession and the dramatic evidence of it in his neighborhood:

I had 2 sets of street people trying to attack me when I was walking outside yesterday around 5 AM. The second group came 2 minutes after the first one. I ran for my life and survived both attacks. Now I know not to walk by myself outside when it’s late and dark.

The economy is bad, people are hungry.  I wish I could help, but getting robbed or worse is not my choice:)

We would recommend that Ralph stop counting his money while wearing a half-shirt on South Florida street corners in the wee morning hours.  Luckily, Ralph’s fans have his back and are confident that his fine physique and enormous cock will save him in the end.  This is what we found in the comments:
 

Robert Says:

G’day Ralph,
Street wise now hay! good idea man.
I agree with Dave – it is cool that nothing has changed on your magnificent body – it has been so long (excuse the pun) since you have posted NAKED pics!
x Robert

Jamie Says:

Hey Prince Ralph,
Glad you survived the 2 attempted muggings please don’t walk around late at night by yourself.Lucky you are so athletic,and could run away so quickly.

 

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