“There are two things that I excel at: war, and men,” says King Colby Keller in episode four of this high costume porn drama at Men.com. (He for got beard-growing and hitting up fans for money, but I digress.) “I’ve given you the first. Now I’ve come to claim the second.”
But, then again, Colby and Toby are stuck in a cold, weird ruin of a… castle? It’s something. A fort? Anyway, there’s dirt on the ground, and you can see their breath when they’re fucking. They’re wearing heavy leather garments. And the repetitive string soundtrack makes it all very dramatic.
It’s probably easier to jerk off to than the actual Game of Thrones. I’ll give it that.