The take-aways, as we see them:
Superhuman Michael Not Only Has Sex with Women, He Likes Period Blood
has always been exceedingly sexual (boasting at times of having invaded
Savanna Samson’s rear-end during the filming of La Dolce Vita) but one
of his first sexual experiences, with a married woman named Galina
involved timing her sexual cycles to when he could cum. Years later,
when an old flame named Ivanna surfaces, Michael tries his hand at another
straight relationship: “I couldn’t stop smelling my hand all day. She
had her period and it wouldn’t stop me from eating her out; I loved it
The Former Hooker Has a Heart of Gold… and Maybe a Watch of Gold, Too.
launched his business on money he made escorting, and while he no
longer escorts, he has some advice for current escorts: Keep your
personal life separate, don’t go to a drunk or stoned john’s house, and
don’t drink the water while you’re there. But most importantly, don’t
take checks: “One time I took a check from an old man, and he was about
ninety years old, and his check bounced… and, you know, I’m not
fighting with an old man. I didn’t give a fuck [but] it gave me a
lesson.” Later, Lucas would learn that you could take CDs and watches
He’d Be Oscar Wilde, If Oscar Wilde Hadn’t Been Such a Bottom
never regret that I went to places like Omaha, Nebraska. I mean,
there’s nothing wrong with knowing how bad it is. I’ve been there. I
saw it. I would never go again. It’s a place without a face-corn
fields and corn-fed people-it’s absolutely terrible… but I go to
places like that and entertain the people who don’t come to New York,
who are born, live, work and die in Nebraska wearing ugly clothes,
working on the ugly street and reading the disgusting newspaper.” We
couldn’t agree more.
He’d Be Hillary Clinton, If Hillary Clinton Still Had a Period
I wanted to get, I always got, and it’s only a question of time. I
don’t let things go. I am very honest and hardworking, and sometimes
people would say I’m a bitch… I did what I needed to do. And I did
what was right.”
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.