‘Instinct’ Magazine Has Model Competition, Apparently Still Exists

Kind of like how we’re accidental readers of Instinct.

Now this whole Model Star thing may have happened almost two weeks ago, but what can we say? We’ve been too mesmerized by this issue’s genius advice column to bother glancing at the swoon-worthy shots from the contest, which took place at that Great Aunt of circuit parties, Splash NYC.

Those are the three finalists. We must admit that we’re partial to the runner up (the second of the three men), but it’s the winner, Carlos, (top), who snagged the big prize: the cover of Instinct and the cover of Undergear’s next catalogue. We have just one follow-up question for Carlos: has he seen the Undergear catalogue? Because he may want to return his sash. Here are some choice items from the catalogue:

This reminds us of our favorite pair of underwear, which has just the cutest drawings of scabies all over the crotch.

This underwear is perfect if you’re going for that masculine, understated look.

Did somebody say shirt-dress?

Have you found the one? Get him a onesie!

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Undergear Model Star (Instinct)

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