I did not wake up this morning expecting to be assaulted with the existence of a gay porn parody of Elf On The Shelf, but here we are! Come Christmas Eve 2021, we will officially live in a world where we have Cock On A Couch, the very explicit and naughty gay porn equivalent to everyone’s favorite roaming Christmas elf.
This scene comes courtesy of Next Door Studios and stars site favorite Brandon Anderson teaming up with everyone’s favorite bubble butt superstar Michael Boston. In the scene, Brandon is trying to force some very odd Christmas traditions onto Michael – mainly a tradition where he places a dildo dressed up as an elf around their place. After Michael discovers himself sitting on and finding the festive fuck toy hidden throughout their apartment, Brandon eventually “tricks” Michael into sitting on his actual dick. Take a look at some action below:
So what do you think? Would you purchase a Cock On A Couch? Would you rather just have Brandon’s actual dick? Sound off in the comments below with all your hot thoughts and be sure to watch this full scene over on Next Door Studios when it drops this week.
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Leave it to gay men to pervert something meant to be fun for kids.
Love Brandon in any position.
Looks hot: The Boston Booty and the Brandon Beauty.
So fun!!! I love these two. Great to see them together.
Oddly, I love watching Michael top. His giant, beautiful, bubble ass flexing and bouncing while he fucks is great to see.
Next Door deciding to make a dildo the next Whoopi Cushion is typical porn studio foolishness, but we’re all having fun.
Brandon is a great Christmas present. (I should be so lucky).
Tired of Boston. Almost as overdone as Drew Dixon.
Diseased dick? Whaaaaat?!!?