Introducing The Gay Porn Star With The Worst-Spelled Porn Name In History: “Jecht Parker”

A new CockyBoys exclusive, and his name is actually pronounced “Jet.”

Why, CockyBoys, why? His name is pronounced Jet, so why the silent C and H? WHY???? Throwing in extra letters might make someone seem more “exotic,” but it is a marketing disaster. I’ve misspelled Jecht ten times already, and I’ve only typed it twice! How is someone supposed to Google him if they can’t even say his name, much less spell it?

And, I’m officially giving notice now, if and when I ever write about Jecht Parker again (and I will because he is fucking gorgeous), I will be spelling his name JET Parker.

 

[CockyBoys: Jet Parker]
 

19 thoughts on “Introducing The Gay Porn Star With The Worst-Spelled Porn Name In History: “Jecht Parker””

  1. Love ya, but if this post were on Fleshbot, you would have impaled them for it. I mean, in the strange world of gay porn, it’s an even stranger thing to make a stand about.

  2. If you are Dutch (or German) you have absolutely no problem with this name! Jecht, hecht, recht, vecht, macht, vacht, jacht, bocht, tocht, lucht … I am waiting for the performer with the name Dries Scheveningen.

  3. Christine Marinoni

    This sort of brilliance makes Chris Porter look like he’s due a Pulitzer… Or, at least a Grammy for his “music.”

  4. Another “man of color” entering the world of gay porn. And, a mighty fine one at that. Poor LeNair Xavier (now pronounced HAH-vee-air)was just ahead of his time (and looks too much like Sammy Sosa.)

  5. I have to agree about the name, he is beautiful but Jecht.? It sounds like someone clearing phlegm from their throat. But then we had Bridge Lane on Randy Blue a few months ago (I was waiting for Randy’s next discovery Wide Load, or Pass Inside!).

  6. “How is someone supposed to Google him if they can’t even say his name, much less spell it?”

    I think that’s pretty much the point. My guess is he DOESN’T WANT people Googling him and finding out about his GAY porn career. Doesn’t help matters that “Jecht” is also the name of a Final Fantasy character. (Any GAYMERS in da house? Woot!)

    1. On the other hand, if you google his name, he’s the only person that comes up.

      I googled Micah Andrews the other day and it’s not only the name of a twink porn star but also a football player and a toddler who survived “internal decapitation” in a car crash. It’s a pretty odd array of images in google images.

    2. You expect Zach to get that Final Fantasy analogy? Please. I wouldn’t be surprised if the only video game this queen has played was Spice World. Notice the indignation, as if the name Jecht has never been used. LOL. Hiding under a rock much.

    1. Atk (A.T.K?) Polish actually left a comment on here explaining his name. It’s the bottom comment on this page:

      Hot Guy, Dumb Name

      “I am the real atkpolish. My Facebook is atk polish where I can be reached… My porn name Origin is from Atkinson(atk),the street I resign on and represent (my hood). Now (polish) subliminal use for dick. Meaning my name stating your getting an Atkinson dick (atk polish),always said together.
      What I mean by your getting an Atkinson dick (atk polish),is like your (fucking,sucking,viewing,etc)like a black cock,white cock,Hispanics cock,etc… but a Atkinson cock(atk polish) as if It’s a race/breed. Basically I’m representing my hood and establishing I’m presenting a specific breed of cock,”the atkinson cock(atk polish)-”atkinson dick”… you only get this breed of cock from “milwaukee,Wisconsin. The atkinson resigning block””

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